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He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by onila(f): 2:16pm On Jan 15, 2012
smiley

Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Mynd44: 2:19pm On Jan 15, 2012
An so effing what?
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Goldieluks: 2:45pm On Jan 15, 2012
Oh he bought you an apple laptop? Thank fucck, at least he got you something to occupy you plus we'll have peace on NL hence forth.
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by emofine2(f): 2:54pm On Jan 15, 2012
I kinda feel bad for this character when she get's insulted but why does she set herself up to be mocked

masochism undecided
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Mynd44: 2:59pm On Jan 15, 2012
And when we talk now they will say we are too insultive.
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Wislet(f): 3:28pm On Jan 15, 2012
Is OP 15?
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by cynthiafred67(f): 3:41pm On Jan 15, 2012
^^ No she 13
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by freecocoa(f): 3:47pm On Jan 15, 2012
Please you people should not blame her she's never had anything "NEW" before,its been hand me downs all along,let her celebrate o jare.
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Mynd44: 5:49pm On Jan 15, 2012
Hand me down.
Lol
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Vansnickers: 6:16pm On Jan 15, 2012
Is this meant to be a joke?

P.s. I have seen dat pic on F.B before.
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jan 15, 2012
Is it ios5 or macosx ?? @ OP
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Mynd44: 8:44pm On Jan 15, 2012
^^
Common guy don't give her the lie detector test na
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by ShyOne(f): 9:51pm On Jan 15, 2012
wth?

He bit into a green apple and taped it to a used laptop, then he self-named it an apple laptop and gave it to you?

lololololololol

wth?
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by DerMeister: 10:17pm On Jan 15, 2012
Y r dey hating on this lady dissin her like dat, if you don't like her posts f*£k off!
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by slimyem: 10:24pm On Jan 15, 2012
this is obviously a joke albeit a lame one.
Free the op joooooor
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:29pm On Jan 15, 2012
DerMeister:

Y r dey hating on this lady dissin her like dat, if you don't like her posts f*£k off!
Ooops!! sum1s menstruation is hurting,sign out and take a fawkinnn pill msteeew.I guess u dint read d below^^

emöfine:

I kinda feel bad for this character when she get's insulted but why does she set herself up to be mocked
masochism undecided


@op

Ur upstairs is going gaga o,hmmm I reckon u get a support worker joker.
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by tellwisdom: 10:29pm On Jan 15, 2012
embarassed embarassed
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by muyoto: 10:39pm On Jan 15, 2012
WAO!! see yabbing!! shocked shocked grin@OP hopefully you'll think twice before doing this shyte again on NL. wink
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by DerMeister: 12:11am On Jan 16, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Ooops!! sum1s menstruation is hurting,sign out and take a fawkinnn pill msteeew.I guess u dint read d below^^


Hey douchebag, if you've got sand in your Kitty-Cat, dnt take it out on others!! m.o.r.o.n
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Mynd44: 12:19am On Jan 16, 2012
Idowuogbo has finished them ooooo. I don laugh forget subsidy
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Chimezie198(m): 1:23am On Jan 16, 2012
Onila. This somalian chick again?
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Nobody: 2:15am On Jan 16, 2012
Congrats whiny. Most of em putas hating on this lil girl have only seen apple laptop on the internet and television. But op its sounds more you gonna go on good morning America if you eventually got a new car or something more than a new car?.



Congrats New York Giants
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Ranoscky(m): 4:38am On Jan 16, 2012
Op, d laptop is an xchange for ALL d fvck wey im dey fvck u since. Abi u no code ni?
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Mynd44: 8:33am On Jan 16, 2012
^^^
Haba bros, she CLAIMS to be a virgin
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by mcnepow(m): 9:50am On Jan 16, 2012
^If she b firgin, then ma granmama too na firgin. Boi go buy lappi just like dat??
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Flashaldrin(m): 10:10am On Jan 16, 2012
Van snickers:

Is this meant to be a joke?

P.s. I have seen dat pic on F.B before.
hehehehe grin
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Mynd44: 10:39am On Jan 16, 2012
mcnepow:

^If she b firgin, then ma granmama too na firgin. Boi go buy lappi just like dat??
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by IbroSaunks(m): 10:43am On Jan 16, 2012
shaking my head in zulu! lipsrsealed
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Ranoscky(m): 11:22am On Jan 16, 2012
Mynd_44:

Common guy don't give her the lie detector test na
No be only virgin, na virgina.
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by bekay911(f): 1:23pm On Jan 16, 2012
I dey pity dis gal die. Guys just give er a break she's just going tru her puberty stage.
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Mynd44: 1:51pm On Jan 16, 2012
bekay911:

I dey pity dis gal die. Guys just give er a break she's just going tru her puberty stage.
Re: He Bought Me A New Apple Laptop :) by Basildon1(m): 2:20pm On Jan 16, 2012
but this is a joke pic, why is the OP being cussed out? NL is scary as hell these days (actually, maybe scarier)

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