The joke is not understandable, thus unfunny.

still not fanny!

booqee:

The joke is not understandable, thus unfunny.

yes ma, next time I'd try

otooro:

still not fanny!

no probs sir, you try to make it funny for me pls

Okie-dokie Boo, pls try this one

A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.
Man: So how is my cat doing?
Brother: He's Dead
Man: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could have thought of a nicer way to break the news me. You could have told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I call before I leave you could have told me, 'Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down'. Then when I call you from the airport you could have told me, 'The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.'
Brother: I'm sorry, you're right, that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.
Man: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?
Brother: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. 

Ok

Look! In the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane. Or is it a helicopter? No actually I think it is a bird. Or maybe I'm just seeing things. Who knows... After 10 shots of Whiskey things start to get a bit strange.