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| Dwarf Escapes Rape by ituen(m): 11:34am On Oct 12, 2007 |
A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.” The dwarf faints! After waking up, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.” |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by VIPICO(m): 9:57pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
16 inches!, man! That would hurt a full person, talkless of a dwarf |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by mimiko(f): 10:19pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
lol |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by tommyex(m): 10:36pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
gash i actually laughed so loud. na wa oo |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by topeteadr(m): 10:39pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
Ha! |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by kronkykay(m): 11:00pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
can't imagine! |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by Aiphie(f): 12:03pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
kronkykay:Really hard to imagine. |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by clemcykul(f): 1:37pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
dear alphie theres nothing hard to imagine if hes 16inches then he should dig a hole 16inches deep  afterall i know of some1 who is 18inches    |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by ennyluv6(f): 5:13pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
clemcykul: i can count on you |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by rubie(f): 10:20am On Oct 16, 2007 |
clemcykul: I hope he's not dug a hole 18inches deep into you yet sha. |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by Migines(m): 11:09am On Oct 16, 2007 |
If he has, blive me she wunt b on nairaland (xcept deres internet in heaven) |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by ituen(m): 5:12pm On Oct 16, 2007 |
@mig ur mouth go put u inside cell one day |
| Re: Dwarf Escapes Rape by Migines(m): 5:19pm On Oct 16, 2007 |
U mean GET ME OUT OF CELL |
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