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Foreign Language by Nobody: 3:20am On Jan 26, 2012 |
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka, Congratulations!!! U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language. Come to Collect ur banana. |
Re: Foreign Language by mikuz(m): 3:23am On Jan 26, 2012 |
na wa o! Na mad people just full everywhere! Hmm |
Re: Foreign Language by bunmioguns(m): 3:46am On Jan 26, 2012 |
dis madness don reach pass Yaba Left or Aro sef |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 6:32am On Jan 26, 2012 |
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come, But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this text ! |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 10:15am On Jan 26, 2012 |
A naked man got lost in a forest, as he was wandering about in the forest he met an elephant. The elephant seeing something like a small tusk in btw the naked man's legs, says to the man, "How do you breathe through that thing? |
Re: Foreign Language by mikuz(m): 10:17am On Jan 26, 2012 |
I no just know wetin mad people see for jokes section. Any body wey wan pratice lunacy na here em go come! |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 10:54am On Jan 26, 2012 |
@Mikuz Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age, !! U way be madman dey talk say other pple mad. I now know say 2ru say 1 jamc. met u thinking u be him fellow brethen, not knowing say u don kolo I'll scanned 2ru ur post & I can see dat der is notin sensible dat can come out of ur useless brain, all u know in ur lyf is 2 condem others mtchwww!!! Pessoa Loucura |
Re: Foreign Language by mikuz(m): 12:09pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
@Topman, Na mugu wey you be if you no just know! You no just get sense! Even with the kind useless and demented thread you open here you still dey claim say you dey normal! See as you don old reach,with beards all over ya wrinkled face. . . You still dey behave like toddler. Abeg commot for road make I see sane individuals jor! |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
hahahaa great jokes i must be ironical!! |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should have see this madman called "MIKUZ" ! ! ! M-MADNESS M-MIKUZ Everyone know say you no well |
Re: Foreign Language by Pampers: 3:01pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
Guys pleses stop all these. Lets have fun in d forum. Please. Make peace nd stop yabing. |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
^^^ Pampers or Always. . . . wateva your name is, u can go the politics section if your not happy here. ok? mstchewwwww! |
Re: Foreign Language by mikuz(m): 8:42am On Jan 27, 2012 |
Topman we go jam for junction! |
Re: Foreign Language by ekeroyal(m): 9:50am On Jan 27, 2012 |
before u can teach someone a language, u must have properly mastered it properly plus have lots of years of experience. @Topman40 thumbsup for being the first human turned monkey |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 10:16am On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^ dry boy! *sprinkles cele water on his head* u meant monkey turned man! and that qualifies u! |
Re: Foreign Language by mikuz(m): 10:19am On Jan 27, 2012 |
Mumu Akatikoro, You no finish primary 6, its 'that modifies you' and not 'that qualifies you' |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 10:27am On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^ mikuz dey craze ooo na lie! i'm correct! |
Re: Foreign Language by ekeroyal(m): 10:29am On Jan 27, 2012 |
otooro:O!to |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 10:34am On Jan 27, 2012 |
ekeroyal: wat a date u got there eke! safe journey bro! |
Re: Foreign Language by ekeroyal(m): 11:37am On Jan 27, 2012 |
^pls let Seun start screening posters in this forum to avoid clones like |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 11:41am On Jan 27, 2012 |
^^^ take a look at urself: |
Re: Foreign Language by ekeroyal(m): 3:03pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
^don't need to do that again u've already done that for me. And it's obviously obvious that u can't find a dent. Now show us yourself let's have a look . . . . . . we are still waiting bro |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
u wanna see me! u'll faint if u do cos i'm drop-dead gorgeous! this is for u: |
Re: Foreign Language by ekeroyal(m): 3:25pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
u've got no legs, no arms |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
u dey craze ooo i'm sending u a kiss and wink with that smiley! oyahh, collect it!!!!! |
Re: Foreign Language by ekeroyal(m): 3:30pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
^pls stop kissing me before they sentence you to 28(yours & mine, cos they can't get me) years in prison with hard labour. |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
kiss you!!!!!!!! yhack!!! disgusting |
Re: Foreign Language by mikuz(m): 5:37pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Akatikoro, do as your name stipulates and stop behaving like a kid jor! I heard this year you are gon' be 42, and ya still acting like a toddler? Na wa for nawazikiel! |
Re: Foreign Language by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
hehehehehe. . . @mikuz, i laff u in feeding bottle! mstchewwww |
Re: Foreign Language by MrResource(m): 6:07am On Jan 28, 2012 |
You guys are crazy |
Re: Foreign Language by ekeroyal(m): 6:12am On Jan 28, 2012 |
^^including u, coz crazy people flow together |
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