2 men were in a big pot on fire, filled with
water & soup ingredients, abt 2 b eaten by
canibals.
Suddenly d 1st guy starts laughing
uncontrolably, nd d 2nd guy asks, y r u
laughing wen we r abt 2 be eaten.
D 1st guy replies ''i've just urinated in thier
soup''

so wot, u urinated in their soup
are they suppd to be crying abt that,
u are cooked bro.
no funnnnny at all.

ode remo:

so wot, u urinated in their soup
are they suppd to be crying abt that,
u are cooked bro.
[s]no funnnnny at all.[\s]

Who are you?

Funny.

but why?

you try.

u sef see am?

I don talk am bfo, i go stil talk am again, dis guy na ONYE ARA

*urinates inside thread, shakes my nozzle. Exits thread*

Ekeroyal, haha, y nw

I'm tired of this Dettol adverts, children now
believe there are Germs everywhere,
My 5yr old cousin goes around wit a Dettol
pet can in his pocket. He sprinkles his frds b4
playin wit dem even his books b4 readin, dis
morning my rice tasted awful, i took a few
spoons b4 i realisd my cousin had poured
Dettol in my food 2 kill germs. I don tire

Not that really funny.

Im i supposed to laff at dis?

Like seriously?, is this meant †☺ be a joke??

JOB INTERVIEW!

INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of Good.
ONYEASI: Bad.
INTERVIEWER: Come.
ONYEASI: Go
INTERVIEWER: Ugly
ONYEASI: Beautiful
INTERVIEWER: U're wrong!
ONYEASI: I'm right!
INTERVIEWER: Shut up!
ONYEASI: Keep talking!
INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all that.
ONYEASI: Ok then carry on all that.
INTERVIEWER: Get out!
ONYEASI: Come in!
INTERVIEWER: Oh my God.
ONYEASI: Oh your Devil.
INTERVIEWER: U're Rejected.
ONYEASI: I'm selected,
INTERVIEWER: There is work for you
ONYEASI: Yes! There is work for me HERE!!

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u tried @ least wit d copy and paste