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Jokes Factory by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jan 26, 2012
This is a new factory with the following organogram:

CEO: Otooro

Vice: Bright007

CEO's P. Secretary: Booqee wink

General affairs Manager: Donkollione

Security: Mikuz

Cleaner: Bunmioguns

Waste management: Bingbagbo

Errands/Logistics: Dani1luv

CEO's driver: Sutoboy

Office clerk: Ekeroyal

Miscellaneous: ARaregem, Ben-10.

expect ur employment letters soon. . . .

urs famefully,

OTOORO

CEO, Jokes Factory. cool
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jan 26, 2012
still working on the employment letters

Re: Jokes Factory by Okijajuju1(m): 4:11pm On Jan 26, 2012
- SO!! You still never get handwork?! Go join militants dey collect amnesty o!!
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 4:15pm On Jan 26, 2012
^^^ *takes a gun and shoots the bird down*


Re: Jokes Factory by mikuz(m): 4:15pm On Jan 26, 2012
Yes o ! I support am!
Otokoto go join militant dey collect amnesty <= LWTMB
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jan 26, 2012
hey mikuz, u don show grin

ur letter should be ready soon

enjoy this song:



cool
Re: Jokes Factory by sutoboy(m): 4:41pm On Jan 26, 2012
na my position you carry give that yeye boi name Donkollione


oya change am now now
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 26, 2012
^^^ don't worry, u are fine as my driver wink


Re: Jokes Factory by ekeroyal(m): 5:36pm On Jan 26, 2012
Otooro? I need some one to help me with the meaning of that name please.
meanwhile I doubt if you'll get amnesty because they've closed that side so you may go for boko haram amnesty tongue
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jan 26, 2012
^^^ eke, i'm still working on your appointment letter,

meanwhile can you arrange those joke files on my desk, pls. (clerk!)

cool
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 6:49pm On Jan 26, 2012
where's booqee my secretary? undecided
Re: Jokes Factory by sutoboy(m): 11:03pm On Jan 26, 2012
otooro:

where's boko haram my family to help me to blow my thread? undecided
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 11:15pm On Jan 26, 2012
#THREAD BURNT! angry
Re: Jokes Factory by mikuz(m): 11:49pm On Jan 26, 2012
Otokoto,
go collect amnesty o!
Re: Jokes Factory by sutoboy(m): 11:53pm On Jan 26, 2012
mikuz:

Otokoto,
go collect amnesty o!

to be frank i dont like people abusing Otooro and Donkollione they are my bestie on here

but sumtym u need to teach them lesson togeda including excluding me
Re: Jokes Factory by bunmioguns(m): 5:11am On Jan 27, 2012


*Lock d thread and give d key to his messenger, Donkey*

Make sure dt Otokoto didnt bribe you to open dis thread before I return. . . .*enter his car and zoom off*


Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 7:27am On Jan 27, 2012
DONkollione boy, make sure this thread makes the frontpage. ok? wink

Sutoboy, i'll increase for pay being hardworking so far. kiss

Bunmioguns, please clean up this thread asap! rubbrish! angry

Mikuz, as for you, just make sure no unwanted guest invades my thread.ok?

Boogee
, pls bring my jokes file!


cool
CEO
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 9:41am On Jan 27, 2012
Na ASUU strike dey cause all dis joblessness abi?! tongue
Anyway i think i'll need my own driver too, or won't u give me official car?
Bunmioguns should be fine as my driver. cool. Thanks.
Re: Jokes Factory by Nobody: 9:48am On Jan 27, 2012
^^^ wish granted! Bunmioguns, ur driver henceforth! ok?

for being a good girl wink making my lunch and beyond grin

cheesy

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