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| Going To Heaven by VIPICO(m): 8:56pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
 The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!" "What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said. Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs." The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?" Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying 'Oh God, I'm coming!'. If Dad hadn't pinned her down we'd have lost her." |
| Re: Going To Heaven by mimiko(f): 10:33pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
heard it before |
| Re: Going To Heaven by topeteadr(m): 10:35pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
Read it b4 too. |
| Re: Going To Heaven by ituen(m): 10:38pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
i havent heard this before so its cool to me |
| Re: Going To Heaven by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
ituen u know its not true! u have seen this joke a countless time just wanna make the poster feel good ryte am jealous  |
| Re: Going To Heaven by bitrhyme(m): 4:35pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
sry this isnt funny at all pls look 4 a better ok! |
| Re: Going To Heaven by tessybaby(f): 4:42pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
THIS JOKE IS VERY FUNNY IT MADE ME LAUGH SO ITS FUNNY |
| Re: Going To Heaven by VIPICO(m): 7:57am On Oct 16, 2007 |
haba clem, i dont need anybody's comment to feel good. i rock! |
| Re: Going To Heaven by clemcykul(f): 10:15am On Oct 16, 2007 |
dont worry much u'll soon rock solid and i mean it  |
| Re: Going To Heaven by Lohlarh(f): 10:20am On Oct 16, 2007 |
Children of nowadays. But come to think of it o, trhe child is right o, abi no be true say the mother they shout say she dey come? |
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