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For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by alagbin(m): 4:20pm On Oct 24, 2007
husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

'To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.'

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

'My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and like your secretary, is
18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow grin
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by uchetobi(f): 4:41pm On Oct 24, 2007
lol
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by Tukura(m): 10:56am On Oct 26, 2007
dis is y i like older women
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by topeteadr(m): 11:00am On Oct 26, 2007
Ppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss.
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Oct 26, 2007
@alagbin do u realize ure talking about kronkayyy grandma
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by iwajay(m): 11:46am On Oct 26, 2007
Ituen has got a rival in aladin! grin
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by topeteadr(m): 11:48am On Oct 26, 2007
Clem you just made my day.
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by samuelk(m): 11:49am On Oct 26, 2007
alagbin i no understand ur story
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by Mystique(f): 12:25pm On Oct 26, 2007
Now, that's how you crack a joke. . . smiley
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by Migines(m): 8:25am On Oct 31, 2007
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Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by clemcykul(f): 5:25pm On Nov 01, 2007
@mystique i think to crack a joke one needs a hammer and some nails to put the joke in order grin
or what do think
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by sammy6(m): 9:04am On Nov 02, 2007
lol
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by chuckdee4(m): 3:09pm On Nov 02, 2007
Thats a good one, aint heard an original joke in a while
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by Carlosein(m): 3:58pm On Nov 02, 2007
@chuckdee4,

abi o grin.

@alagbin,

very nice one wink.
Re: For Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women by jockey112(m): 11:48pm On Nov 02, 2007
very funny, lol

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