A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery,
and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful."
Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."
She said, "What happened to "beautiful"?
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"

Jeez!!funny

*cracks ribs*

Oh my

hey tope uve cracked ya ribs poor you come to my work shop i have got nails and hammer i'lll fix u real good

Ok clem give me the address.

tope_teadr:

Ok clem give me the address.

the addrs is www.dontwearclothes.com see ya

I meant your house address.

i bet the guy will say "go get a shower" when the drug wears off ccompletely.
nice joke.

maybe the wife should be giving him the drug daily

i bet she looked beyonce then later she be like macy gray :d :d :d