A hot argument between 3 nairalanders ensued thus far:

190: u can't escape now, I must collect my money today, u bleep ashawo wit my money finish, u no wan pay abi?

Mr cork: if I kill myself, I'll b free from u and i'd still sleep with ashawo for Lucifer and sons motel for hell fire, infact for free. He brought out a knife, stabbed himself & died.
190 smiled & said: if u think u can die wit my money, u are joking. He picked up d knife & also stabbed himself and died.

   Meanwhile ~Killz~ was watching from a distance. He laughed & said to himself these guys are fools: I must watch this to d end so he picked up the knife and killed himself,

The end of part 1, watch out for part 2 in hell.

which of the arse? mine or yours?

Birth~month mate, this is dissapointing. Not funny.

ARareGem:

Birth~month mate, this is dissapointing. Not funny.

But i never claimed to be omo baba or i go die, why's it not funny? oya laugh , same month? you serious?

Read over a million times. Aren't u a Maylite?

well yea i am, but how did you know? must have crammed it huh? nice one though,

you read a million times? how many minutes did it take you?

honeric01:

A hot argument between 3 nairalanders ensued thus far:

190: u can't escape now, I must collect my money today, u bleep ashawo wit my money finish, u no wan pay abi?

Mr cork: if I kill myself, I'll b free from u and i'd still sleep with ashawo for Lucifer and sons motel for hell fire, infact for free. He brought out a knife, stabbed himself & died.
190 smiled & said: if u think u can die wit my money, u are joking. He picked up d knife & also stabbed himself and died.

   Meanwhile ~Killz~ was watching from a distance. He laughed & said to himself these guys are fools: I must watch this to d end so he picked up the knife and killed himself,

The end of part 1, watch out for part 2 in hell.

Abeg when is part two coming up!
btw you forgot to ad 'To God Be The Glory'

MarcAnthon:


Abeg when is part two coming up!
btw you forgot to ad 'To God Be The Glory'

lol you just did,

part 2 coming up soon, no producer wants to go to hell to shoot for us, we need a volunteer, preferably someone with hoko haram bombing experience.

Me sef na maylite o. . But whr is d joke now?

^^

ask 190

no bi me and you go watch part 2!

i expected u to have stabbed ur self too,so u can mail projan the part 2

DONkollione:

Me sef na maylite o. . But whr is d joke now?

mumu who u dey tell that one?

Er. Who b 190?


@suto . . Smh 4 u.

guy where's the part 2 na?

Lol. . .nice joke. Can't wait to watch part two.

honeric01:

lol you just did,

part 2 coming up soon, no producer wants to go to hell to shoot for us, we need a volunteer, preferably someone with hoko haram bombing experience.

bunmioguns will be a good volunteer, he's very good in throwing bomb.

mumu dont you throw bombs too?
You think i dont read them.
Mugu!

Kinezeala:

guy where's the part 2 na?

we need a volunteer, 72 virgins await you including booqee

honeric01:

we need a volunteer, 72 virgins await you including booqee

Let me have the list of 72 virgins then we'll get a volunteer ASAP.

BTW, 72 virgins? You're kidding. Finding even 2 virgins is as difficult as hell not to talk of 72 please tell us somethings else this old news

ekeroyal:

Let me have the list of 72 virgins then we'll get a volunteer ASAP.

BTW, 72 virgins? You're kidding. Finding even 2 virgins is as difficult as hell not to talk of 72 please tell us somethings else this old news

50 of the virgins are already in hell waiting for you, we will add 22 from earth, 20 from NL including Booqee, i heard she's a virgin too.

onila
dyt
killz (i heard he has a puzsy too)
rokiatu
babe (she has 2 vaginna, so one's still intact)

more to come later

honeric01:

50 of the virgins are already in hell waiting for you, we will add 22 from earth, 20 from NL including Booqee, i heard she's a virgin too.

onila
dyt
killz (i heard he has a puzsy too)
rokiatu
babe (she has 2 vaginna, so one's still intact)

more to come later

Then I tip you to be the best guy for the deal.
GO honeric01! GO honeric01!! GO honeric01!!!
Go and make NL proud.

ekeroyal:

Then I tip you to be the best guy for the deal.
GO honeric01! GO honeric01!! GO honeric01!!!
Go and make NL proud.

It can't be me, remember i must be around to continue the story?

honeric01:

It can't be me, remember i must be around to continue the story?

My dear you have to be there to report live and first hand information to us. Don't worry you'll comeback, you only went for assignment nothing else. Don't know why Nigerians are too scared to become genuine heroes.

^^^

Sorry but are you not a Nigerian? why not go yourself?

sutoboy:

no bi me and you go watch part 2!

i expected u to have stabbed ur self too,so u can mail projan the part 2

mumu who u dey tell that one?

so una dey recieve mail from hell[s][/s]

na them projan dey receive am now

honeric01:

well yea i am, but how did you know? must have crammed it huh? nice one though,

you read a million times? how many minutes did it take you?

Crammed ke? What are you feeling like? Guess you don't remember the thread Jackpot opened claiming Nov. has the most births. . .

DONkollione:

Me sef na maylite o. . But whr is d joke now?

Don, for real?

^^^^^^ no mind me jare, na joke o lol, i love maylites except the men lol.

I see. . .

yeeeh my stomach is paining me o. wat a funny thread. pls aw soon is part 2 coming out?

DAZZLING M:

yeeeh my stomach is paining me o. wat a funny thread. pls aw soon is part 2 coming out?

2015.

Smh. This is what i call trouble.