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Val Special Notice by Nobody: 7:20pm On Feb 10, 2012
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?

A tie & expect Brazilian hair?

Singlet & expect i Pad 2?

Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?

Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic?

. . .Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh.

- Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.

- Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.

- If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".

- She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.

- If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing)

Thank You cool cool cool
Re: Val Special Notice by bingbagbo(m): 7:42pm On Feb 10, 2012
what about if she brings u her red thing?

LOL
Re: Val Special Notice by Kinezeala(m): 9:05pm On Feb 10, 2012
hahaha,
nice thread!

Bin then give her your black thing.
Re: Val Special Notice by dani1luv: 7:10am On Feb 11, 2012
duhh,
Re: Val Special Notice by dani1luv: 7:12am On Feb 11, 2012
duhh

my girlfriend aint poor na,
Re: Val Special Notice by Nobody: 9:08am On Feb 13, 2012
dani1luv:

duhh

my girlfriend aint poor na,

Dont Jxt get me Uploading her Latest Snapshot cheesy cheesy grin

bin gbagbo:

what about if she brings u her red thing?

LOL

You Dey See Danger? Wahala Dey grin grin grin
Re: Val Special Notice by DorisK(f): 10:21am On Feb 13, 2012
Hahahah, lolz. Funny chap. E no go work ooo. Am plannin on gettin my bobby a shirt nd cufflinks nd i expect an apple lappy, bouquet of roses, a ring, a shoppin treat, nd cake nd wine for d celebration! otherwise,
Re: Val Special Notice by skales(m): 1:19pm On Feb 13, 2012
I love my baby
Hhmm don't know what to buy her dis val or where to take her to tuesday night (ladies night)

But I know punnYyy na sure thing lol
Re: Val Special Notice by Nobody: 8:33pm On Feb 13, 2012
Hehehe. . .nice thread. If i was a guy, i'd have probably pasted dis to my fb. Lol

but abeg, NAB, make una do well oh, . .no follow dis rule for 2moro oh, cos i dey expect something BIG from my guy even though its something small i'm buying for him. tongue cool
Re: Val Special Notice by Agybabe(f): 8:51pm On Feb 13, 2012
Happy valentine @all
Re: Val Special Notice by skales(m): 8:56pm On Feb 13, 2012
booqee:

Hehehe. . .nice thread. If i was a guy, i'd have probably pasted dis to my fb. Lol

but abeg, NAB, make una do well oh, . .no follow dis rule for 2moro oh, cos[b]i dey expect something BIG from my guy even though its something small i'm buying for him[/b]. tongue cool

U must be Ibo angry
Re: Val Special Notice by Nobody: 9:27am On Feb 14, 2012
^^ eerrr, wetin be ur consyn. . . . .?? angry I'm not ibo, i'm fulani. Mtcheww
Re: Val Special Notice by Nobody: 5:23pm On Feb 15, 2012
Agybabe:

Happy valentine @all

Same to You Darl kiss kiss kiss

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