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Val Special : Npjc by sutoboy(m): 11:09am On Feb 14, 2012
""""Vday spl story """
A poor boy loved a rich girl.
One day the boy proposed her.
Then the girl said, "listen! your
monthly salary is my daily hand
expenses. Should I be involved
, with you? How could you thought
that? I will never love you. So,
forget me 'n get engaged with
someone else of your level."

But somehow the boy could not
forget her so easily.

10 years later.

One day they became face to face
in a shopping center. The lady
said, "Hey! you! How are you?
Now I'm married. Do you know
how much is my husband's
salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can
you imagine? 'n he is also very
smart."

The guy's eyes got wet with tear
by hearing those words.
After few minutes her husband
came before the lady could say
something to the guy, her
husband started to say by seeing
the guy.
"Sir! You here? Meet my wife."
Then he said to her wife, "I'm
going to assist a project of sir,
which is of Rs. 200 crore. 'n do u
know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he
didn't get her.
That's why still he
is unmarried. How much lucky the
girl was. Isn't it?
Now a days who
can love like that way?"

Moral: Life is not so short. So,
don't be so proud of yourself and
damn others. ,
Situations change with time. Every
one should respect other's love.

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Re: Val Special : Npjc by Nobody: 11:30am On Feb 14, 2012
I don't really understand it. Though it seems to be a morally inspiring story. Still ok.
Re: Val Special : Npjc by bunmioguns(m): 4:04am On Feb 17, 2012
sutoboy:

""""Vday spl story """
A poor boy loved a rich girl.
One day the boy proposed her.
Then the girl said, "listen! your
monthly salary is my daily hand
expenses. Should I be involved
, with you? How could you thought
that? I will never love you. So,
forget me 'n get engaged with
someone else of your level."

But somehow the boy could not
forget her so easily.

10 years later.

One day they became face to face
in a shopping center. The lady
said, "Hey! you! How are you?
Now I'm married. Do you know
how much is my husband's
salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can
you imagine? 'n he is also very
smart."

The guy's eyes got wet with tear
by hearing those words.
After few minutes her husband
came before the lady could say
something to the guy, her
husband started to say by seeing
the guy.
"Sir! You here? Meet my wife."
Then he said to her wife, "I'm
going to assist a project of sir,
which is of Rs. 200 crore. 'n do u
know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he
didn't get her.
That's why still he
is unmarried. How much lucky the
girl was. Isn't it?
Now a days who
can love like that way?"

Moral: Life is not so short. So,
don't be so proud of yourself and
damn others. ,
Situations change with time. Every
one should respect other's love.

SHARE IT, IF YOU LIKE IT, !

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Re: Val Special : Npjc by ekeroyal(m): 4:21am On Feb 17, 2012
The return of the man Comdt. Eke Royal. Back after an agonising 7days. Now my challenging days are over.

One for you guys --->proudly NJPC

A friend just told me that he unknowingly walked into his grandpa making love with his nanny & he quickly imagined using an earthworm to pierce a drink carton.
cheesy cheesy

Good morning pals
Re: Val Special : Npjc by ekeroyal(m): 4:26am On Feb 17, 2012
Let's I forget, spent sometime going through most posts. I saw sth really interesting.
Thumbs UP Suto for fulfilling your promise to Boo, am so proud of you. You're the son of your father, Nigerians are still nice, lovely, great, sympathetic. Wish I could do sth like that to continue setting he pace. But distance doesn't help.
Re: Val Special : Npjc by belomada(m): 10:19am On Feb 17, 2012
Hey i wnt join NJPC
Re: Val Special : Npjc by ekeroyal(m): 11:04am On Feb 17, 2012
belomada:

Hey i wnt join NJPC


Hello belomada, on behalf of the crew I say a hearty welcome. While we await other formalities, I want to acquaint you with other members, they include:

Skales CFR aka jokes studio
Ode Remo
Sutoboy
Mikuz
Homar
And more,
Now that you're Christened go ye paste a very befitting joke under a new topic, append NJPC to it & you're on the way to a life of jokes without end.

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