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| Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by tossen(f): 2:19pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
hey, is this a poem, or a joke? they say its lousy cos i'm a woman, but how can i help being human you get it by all means, after a rich plate of beans nomatter how bad it is, it never stains your jeans so, there's no need to worry just remember to say sorry, its always best, when in a lorry u needn't be in a flurry u could even point an accusing finger while on ur arse, the smell still lingers a lousy gentle escape that leaves people's airpipes in a bad shape don't say i'm a brat u do it too don't try to be smart its really cool i love to fart but i'm no fool wanna be my friend? then join my trend come fart wiv me its a treat u'll see |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by clemcykul(f): 2:44pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
heyy baby am right behind youuu  ;Dlolis it silent bomb (puss) or atomic (BoahrrrrrrBUMBUMMMMM) evry one does it evn beyounce, george bush, infact their's stink the most if u doubt me go and look for Rubie,ennyluv and iteun they do it better no hard feelings inshort farting is highly recommended in this thread at least wen u fart u feel light and free coz its healthy to fart so dont feel shy go on fart away ur stress! |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by tossen(f): 2:49pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
thanks man, thats hust the kinda feelin I like. The feelin that knows just the right was to fart, and then smile with it |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by nawa1(m): 3:13pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
my gosh!!! what's that smell  |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by adjain(m): 3:44pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
Oh, it's just me letting one (BOOOOOOOOMMMMAHHHHHHH!!!!!!) loose. Forgive me |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by ituen(m): 6:07pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
Nice one @clem Y tell the guy to find me? sure u can drop some for him BOOOOOOOOOM |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by topeteadr(m): 7:14pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
I dont understand. |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by tessybaby(f): 7:44am On Oct 19, 2007 |
This is my best way of doing it; I lift up my ass and let it go ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff and when they start asking, "whats dat smell?", I join them to ask the same question hey am just being human eh becoz ee no get toilet abi 1 Like |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by Nobody: 8:58pm On May 09, 2016 |
I dont fart!  |
| Re: Fart Rap! A Joke, Or A Poem? by jbblues24(m): 8:49pm On May 31, 2019 |
I can drive 10 miles, walk 50 feet. Turn around and before I know it, I'd be back home. Or would I? I'm not sure but that's just how it is. |
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