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Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by Free(f): 6:14pm On Mar 19, 2006
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless
"things?"

* He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple,
* Two calves that will never become cows,
* A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere,
* A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything,
* Twenty nails that won't hold a board,
* A chest that won't hold linen,
* Two tits that won't give milk,
* Two buns that won't feed anyone,
* A belly button that won't button,
* Two balls that won't roll,
* An ass that won't pull a plow,
* An organ that won't play music,
* A cock that won't crow,

, And what are YOU laughing about?

You've got a pussy that won't catch mice!!
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by spikelord(m): 2:03am On Mar 20, 2006
I thought u were not going to talk about the ladies!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by Oracle(m): 4:51am On Oct 06, 2006
This is really funny.

p*ssy that can't catch mice
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by iice(f): 4:53am On Oct 06, 2006
Cool lmfao grin grin
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by EmemJU(f): 3:14pm On Oct 06, 2006
Haha. Couldn't resist
Re: Men Are Made Up Of Useless Things by imomoh24(m): 4:53pm On Oct 06, 2006
saw ur reply,and tot i gotta read her stuff, and men are u good
hey u good and some more. grin cheesy cool smiley

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