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Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 8:48am On Feb 12, 2012
Back then in
boarding school,
there was this
boy that can
sense food from
any angle of the
hostel. then it got
to this brooking
part of the term
when every
student is no
longer having
much food stuff,
and everybody
cooks in hiding so
as not share the
food with others.
One fateful Saturday
morning I and my
friend Thom were
cooking yam, and
behold as the
yam was about to
get cooked alas!!!!
Came Sam(Mr.
Long throat)
Confused i asked
my friend to meet
him outside so as
to prevent him
from geting close
to the boiling
YAM. When the
yam was finally prepared
and my friend
wanted to pass
the massage to
me but looking
for a suitable way
of doing it in
order to prevent
Sam from
understanding,
the following
conversation
happened
between us:
Thom: (Came to
me and gave me a
light blow on the
head saying): See
ur your head like
yam don done.
Me: (I Looked at
him with anger
saying): See your
mouth like chop
am remain for me
Sam: (Being a
real master in the
LONG THROAT
ACT) Replied: See
Una leg like make
we go chop am
together.
Lol
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 4:37pm On Feb 12, 2012
funny!!!!

But ur last Thom should be Sam
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 6:41pm On Feb 12, 2012
thanks Suto bobo!!
Nice!!!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 6:42pm On Feb 12, 2012
yes boss!

we re one !

NPJC!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 6:55pm On Feb 12, 2012
hehehe
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 6:57pm On Feb 12, 2012
yeah boss!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Nobody: 7:11pm On Feb 12, 2012
just a chuckle wink
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by ARareGem(f): 7:18pm On Feb 12, 2012
Chuckles
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 8:16pm On Feb 12, 2012
others are laughing their asses out,enjoying themselves!
Una dey busy dey chuckle.
Mtchew!!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Nobody: 9:58pm On Feb 12, 2012
mikuz:

others are laughing their asses out,enjoying themselves!
Una dey busy dey chuckle.
Mtchew!!

was dat meant for the same araregem dat u wanted to commit e-suicide over? undecided
smh lipsrsealed


wat can mikuz do, with ladies undecided. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . , or without them wink
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 10:41pm On Feb 12, 2012
no be only suicide o!
Even cyber-suicide sef.
According to Apple,e for be isuicide!
Mtchew. . . She almost killed me.
She wanted to run me dry.
Thank God i finally mould sense.
Nothing she no say make i buy for her when i nefa even start to enter Jerusalem.
I get serious luck!
Women bad!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Nobody: 2:54pm On Feb 13, 2012
smh!!!! Tank God for my life oooo!!!!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by skales(m): 2:59pm On Feb 13, 2012
Which life be that wey u get?
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Homar(m): 5:45pm On Feb 14, 2012
Na borrow borrow life soon d owner (satan) go come collect am.
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by skales(m): 6:34pm On Feb 14, 2012
;d
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by swtchicgurl: 9:16pm On Feb 14, 2012
nice joke there, mikuz kiss kiss kiss
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 10:29pm On Feb 14, 2012
Thanks babe, you are really a sweet chick.
Can i have ya yim please?
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by swtchicgurl: 10:40pm On Feb 14, 2012
^^^ tnx
buh, i'm not a fan of 'yim', sowie smiley
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 11:05pm On Feb 14, 2012
My bad.
What about 2go?
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 9:57am On Feb 15, 2012
3go nko?
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 10:12am On Feb 15, 2012
what is 3go?
Are you ok?
Abeg no carry that your big head come spoil my runs here.
G ay like you.
I look like Skales?
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 10:17am On Feb 15, 2012
oya ma binu!

ow ur val?
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 10:28am On Feb 15, 2012
will you stop that nonsense.
Do i look like your mate?
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 10:29am On Feb 15, 2012
hmm for ur mind?

well!well!!well!!!

i reserve my comment!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Agybabe(f): 10:33am On Feb 15, 2012
*claps* that joke was a bomb. So interesting. @poster keep it up!!!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 11:58pm On Feb 15, 2012
yes Agybabe!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 11:18am On Feb 16, 2012
^^
comot for road make better person post jor!
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 11:23am On Feb 16, 2012
abi na me u dey folo talk?

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