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Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 8:48am On Feb 12, 2012 |
Back then in boarding school, there was this boy that can sense food from any angle of the hostel. then it got to this brooking part of the term when every student is no longer having much food stuff, and everybody cooks in hiding so as not share the food with others. One fateful Saturday morning I and my friend Thom were cooking yam, and behold as the yam was about to get cooked alas!!!! Came Sam(Mr. Long throat) Confused i asked my friend to meet him outside so as to prevent him from geting close to the boiling YAM. When the yam was finally prepared and my friend wanted to pass the massage to me but looking for a suitable way of doing it in order to prevent Sam from understanding, the following conversation happened between us: Thom: (Came to me and gave me a light blow on the head saying): See ur your head like yam don done. Me: (I Looked at him with anger saying): See your mouth like chop am remain for me Sam: (Being a real master in the LONG THROAT ACT) Replied: See Una leg like make we go chop am together. Lol |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 4:37pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
funny!!!! But ur last Thom should be Sam |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 6:41pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
thanks Suto bobo!! Nice!!! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 6:42pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
yes boss! we re one ! NPJC!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 6:55pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
hehehe |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 6:57pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
yeah boss! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Nobody: 7:11pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
just a chuckle |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by ARareGem(f): 7:18pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
Chuckles |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 8:16pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
others are laughing their asses out,enjoying themselves! Una dey busy dey chuckle. Mtchew!! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Nobody: 9:58pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
mikuz: was dat meant for the same araregem dat u wanted to commit e-suicide over? smh wat can mikuz do, with ladies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . , . . . , or without them |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 10:41pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
no be only suicide o! Even cyber-suicide sef. According to Apple,e for be isuicide! Mtchew. . . She almost killed me. She wanted to run me dry. Thank God i finally mould sense. Nothing she no say make i buy for her when i nefa even start to enter Jerusalem. I get serious luck! Women bad! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Nobody: 2:54pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
smh!!!! Tank God for my life oooo!!!! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by skales(m): 2:59pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Which life be that wey u get? |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Homar(m): 5:45pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
Na borrow borrow life soon d owner (satan) go come collect am. |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by skales(m): 6:34pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
;d |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by swtchicgurl: 9:16pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
nice joke there, mikuz |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 10:29pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
Thanks babe, you are really a sweet chick. Can i have ya yim please? |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by swtchicgurl: 10:40pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
^^^ tnx buh, i'm not a fan of 'yim', sowie |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 11:05pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
My bad. What about 2go? |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 9:57am On Feb 15, 2012 |
3go nko? |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 10:12am On Feb 15, 2012 |
what is 3go? Are you ok? Abeg no carry that your big head come spoil my runs here. G ay like you. I look like Skales? |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 10:17am On Feb 15, 2012 |
oya ma binu! ow ur val? |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 10:28am On Feb 15, 2012 |
will you stop that nonsense. Do i look like your mate? |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 10:29am On Feb 15, 2012 |
hmm for ur mind? well!well!!well!!! i reserve my comment! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by Agybabe(f): 10:33am On Feb 15, 2012 |
*claps* that joke was a bomb. So interesting. @poster keep it up!!! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 11:58pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
yes Agybabe! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by mikuz(m): 11:18am On Feb 16, 2012 |
^^ comot for road make better person post jor! |
Re: Gluttony (npjc) by sutoboy(m): 11:23am On Feb 16, 2012 |
abi na me u dey folo talk? |
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