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A Dark Confession by sjdfuiigks: 6:26am On Feb 13, 2012
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. http://make-love.co.in

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that excreta again."
Re: A Dark Confession by sutoboy(m): 8:24am On Feb 13, 2012
Seen!


Old joke!
Re: A Dark Confession by realsammie(m): 11:36pm On Feb 14, 2012
smiley u try sha
Re: A Dark Confession by dani1luv: 8:04am On Feb 15, 2012
lol, me likey
Re: A Dark Confession by Nobody: 9:00am On Feb 15, 2012
Nice joke u gat.
Re: A Dark Confession by Agybabe(f): 10:13am On Feb 15, 2012
The priest the lover. This life is getting worser by the day.
Re: A Dark Confession by sutoboy(m): 10:16am On Feb 15, 2012
na u talk am oh!
Re: A Dark Confession by mikuz(m): 10:30am On Feb 15, 2012
Suto you need help fast!
Re: A Dark Confession by Agybabe(f): 11:08am On Feb 15, 2012
Shey I talk lie? Prove me wrong.
Re: A Dark Confession by sutoboy(m): 11:55pm On Feb 15, 2012
Micon pls help a friend

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