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Bb Porsche by Pro02: 1:01pm On Feb 13, 2012
Babe: baby do u still luv me like before?
Guy: yes luv! My luv for u will never change.
Babe: dats my babyyyy(y)
Babe: I want u to buy me somtin.
Guy: just name it
, Babe: its just one BB porsche sha,
Guy: no problem.just find out d price and let me knw
Babe:its 450 000 naira
Guy: is it manual or authomatic?is it still in a good shape,as in,d engine. Have u checked d fuel consumption too?
Babe: honey,is not a car o. its a phone.
Guy: :O :p :/ </3 phone?!
Guy: dat means it will have a fridge,generator set,plasma and a wardrobe,abi? :O</3:p
Babe: >:O are u buyin it or not?
Guy: pls am not o! I cnt!:O
Babe: Helloooooo!
Guy: Hiiiiiiiii !
Babe: dnt even bother again. I'll call alhaji to get it for me dis evenin.
Guy: =)) Better still,call Atiku=D =D =)) he will be faster B)
Babe:sad cry am goin to delete u
Guy:=)) is ur fone hanging? Cos I have deleted u since u mentioned porsche.
Guy: Idiot! How much is bride price even in igbo land sef =
Re: Bb Porsche by Tosinville(m): 1:07pm On Feb 13, 2012
It aint new, what 9ja girls can do.
Re: Bb Porsche by arrived(m): 1:39pm On Feb 13, 2012
Op, i feel u meeeen, it sounds like a joke but very real. If u are not careful, those girls would send u back to village.
The same way one foolish girl in abuja here demanded N2M from me after our third meeting, ol boy, i dey run pass Ben Johnson anytime i see that babe.
Re: Bb Porsche by Pro02: 4:27am On Jul 28, 2012
lol

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