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Money Talks! by belomada(m): 3:20pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
Money Talks! During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer." |
Re: Money Talks! by belomada(m): 3:49pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
My Rules Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not." |
Re: Money Talks! by bingbagbo(m): 5:07pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: D REMARKS: JOIN PROJAN TO IMPROVE PUNISHMENT: 2 DAYS IN A ROOM WITH SUTOBOY |
Re: Money Talks! by sutoboy(m): 5:13pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
ahahah mumu in room with me? to do what? e no get better lips now! |
Re: Money Talks! by mikuz(m): 6:40pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
Suto everyone knows you are ga y. Deal with it. |
Re: Money Talks! by belomada(m): 8:56am On Feb 17, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:am nt after ur grade sutoboy i wnt joint u |
Re: Money Talks! by bingbagbo(m): 9:14am On Feb 17, 2012 |
belmoda, good morning!! |
Re: Money Talks! by cheche2(m): 9:16am On Feb 17, 2012 |
what the f*ck is Projan? mofos club. |
Re: Money Talks! by bingbagbo(m): 9:25am On Feb 17, 2012 |
projan=donkollione, bunmioguns,lucario,efulefu,booqee,bin gbagbo,bushy anus,araregem,dani1luv etc |
Re: Money Talks! by belomada(m): 10:02am On Feb 17, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:morning how r u, am nt hapy wz ur previous post Gaskiya |
Re: Money Talks! by bingbagbo(m): 10:23am On Feb 17, 2012 |
dont worry, its the work of the devil! |
Re: Money Talks! by belomada(m): 11:55am On Feb 17, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:U'r welcom. Apology accepted Will u join me 2 ur group? |
Re: Money Talks! by bingbagbo(m): 12:05pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
why not? in fact, u r the new head of operations of projan. see mr donkollione for ur appointment letter! |
Re: Money Talks! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Nice jokes. U tried. Though the first is stale. |
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