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Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by bingbagbo(m): 4:50pm On Feb 16, 2012
IT was a very hot afternoon and i was very hungry.
I checked my wallet, and was left with just 30 naira.
i went to the eatery, where i ordered for fufu and bitter leaf soup.
Na him the waitress come dey ask me say na which kind meat i wan buy?
I had no money, so had to play smart.
i ask am " you get tiger meat for dia?" she said no!
"you get elephant?" she said no!

"ooooooh!, which kind yeye be this, i beg u nor get tortoise too?" she said no!

" you get okro?" she said yes!!

"abeg, abeg, dash me small okro make i go" grin grin grin grin grin










POVERTY CALLS FOR SMARTNESS grin grin grin 1 LUV grin grin grin
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by dani1luv: 4:58pm On Feb 16, 2012
You try!! But you for ask for cockroach ear grin grin
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by bingbagbo(m): 5:00pm On Feb 16, 2012
dani1luv:

You try!! But you for ask for cockroach ear grin grin


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW, at least i am not that dirty!!! grin
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by dani1luv: 5:07pm On Feb 16, 2012
you dey form big boy for food shocked grin grin

meat nor hungry you be that grin grin grin

You dun see where them request for parrot eye shocked grin

Ask bunmioguns
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by bingbagbo(m): 6:02pm On Feb 16, 2012
bunmi is this true grin grin or a mere defamation of character? grin grin
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by oderemo(m): 6:34pm On Feb 16, 2012
eclipse of your damn mind.
NPJC ROCKS.
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by dani1luv: 8:10pm On Feb 16, 2012
bin gbagbo:

bunmi is this true grin grin or a mere defamation of character? grin grin
angry angry wah are you tryna insinuate?? undecided that am a liar angry
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by bingbagbo(m): 8:39pm On Feb 16, 2012
mcheew!!!
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by dani1luv: 8:49pm On Feb 16, 2012
ok
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by bunmioguns(m): 3:48am On Feb 17, 2012
dani1luv:

you dey form big boy for food shocked grin grin

meat nor hungry you be that grin grin grin

You dun see where them request for parrot eye shocked grin

Ask bunmioguns


Why Me undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

bin gbagbo:

bunmi is this true grin grin or a mere defamation of character? grin grin

No mind Dani jare , he dey jealous because Araregem no gree for am tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Eclipse Of The Earth!=====projan by bingbagbo(m): 6:28am On Feb 17, 2012
poor dani!!

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