Bazza is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Bazza his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Bazza always takes the nickel.

One day, after Bazza takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Bazza, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Bazza grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

****

Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," says his mom, "Of course not."

After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his friend, "It's OK, we can keep playing!"


****

Chidi comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"

"What do you mean, Chidi? Is it shaped like a peanut?"

"No," says Chidi, "It's salty."


****

Chidi's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.

Chidi says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."


****

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating."

The teacher says, "No, I said, 'fascinate.'"

Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life."

The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate."

ChidI yells from the back of the room, "My mom has such big boobies that she can only 'fasten eight' of the 10 buttons on her shirt."


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lolz.... Thank u all especially Mr bin gbagbo for dat reward

mormoni: lolz.... Thank u all especially Mr bin gbagbo for dat reward

u are welcome my lord, but the name is now BG. . ..

bin gbagbo:


u are welcome my lord, but the name is now BG. . ..

I know very well MR Bin Gbagbo alias BG


*tries to show my madness

nice one. Me likey.Thank u Lord for allowing me to view dis thread.

Jojo Armani: nice one. Me likey.Thank u Lord for allowing me to view dis thread.

Funny guy

Jojo Armani: nice one. Me likey.Thank u Lord for allowing me to view dis thread.

hahaahah on point our VP

Some funny pics

Nice collections you got general secretary.

Up Projan, we rocks

larride: Nice collections you got general secretary.

Up Projan, we rocks

we will forever conquer the jokes section

mormoni: we will forever conquer the jokes section

Yes my general secretary. We will forever rule the JOKE Section.

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GIRLFRIEND : (Low Voice)
Sweety, Last night I had a
dream about you.
:
MPATA: (excited) Oooh, Tell
meSomething Honey...
:
GIRLFRIEND: I dreamt We were
traveling in a bus, Suddenly the
bus lost control and fell in the
river. Everyone swam to save
their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.
:
MPATA: (with luv): Oh,
Definately, i was searching
forYou..Right?"
:
GIRLFRIEND: (Frown) NO, You
were shouting, Driver! Driver!!,
Please, Give me My Change
before You Die ooO, Abegiiiii

Nice one again Mormoni

larride: Nice one again Mormoni

tanx sir.....
Pls borrow me ur machete I hav matters to deal with dis nyt.

I'm giving it to you gladly, do return it back swiftly.

larride: I'm giving it to you gladly, do return it back swiftly.

aha! U don do me well dis nyt.........today n today

larride: I'm giving it to you gladly, do return it back swiftly.

aha! U don do me well dis nyt.........today na today

i need that machete tonight ooo

larride: i need that machete tonight ooo

no wahala... I knw say u too get plenty enemies

mormoni nice joke

keep making PROJAN proud!!

Jojo Armani: mormoni nice joke

thank u VP

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Beht why Vicky?

~vicky~:
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thank u ma'am....but try to knw dat so many peeps commented b4 u......dey all applauded me.....so go to hell 4 all I care.

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