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Laf: Npjc by sutoboy(m): 10:25am On Feb 22, 2012
Ur mother in-law happens to come from ogbomosho n she came to pay U guyz a visit. U and ur spouse had gone to work. By d time u got home, she had given all ur kids tribal marks Wot will Ur do?
Re: Laf: Npjc by oderemo(m): 10:42am On Feb 22, 2012
suto this joke is the bomb.
keep it rolling , projan sucks like akamu.
npjc rocks.
Re: Laf: Npjc by skales(m): 11:47am On Feb 22, 2012
Another blockbuster joke from suto boy repping NPJC


Hehehhehehehhehe
This joke too funny o, My belle o hehhehehhehehhe


Give us more jokes suto boy, Hollywood dey watch you

NPJC
Re: Laf: Npjc by ekeroyal(m): 12:13pm On Feb 22, 2012
Answer==>I'll give here national marks all over her body even in her arse, nonsenSE.
ℓoℓ
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Laf: Npjc by bunmioguns(m): 12:28pm On Feb 22, 2012
sutoboy:

Ur mother in-law happens to come from ogbomosho n she came to pay U guyz a visit. U and ur spouse had gone to work. By d time u got home, she had given all ur kids tribal marks Wot will Ur do?

see all dis mumu NPJC, wetin funny for dis qst nw. . . u guys need to go and see Dr Donkoline for Psycho treatment tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Laf: Npjc by swtchicgurl: 3:48pm On Feb 22, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

i will kill myself before i commit suicide!!!!! grin grin grin
Re: Laf: Npjc by oderemo(m): 3:54pm On Feb 22, 2012
i think u berra to do the later first.
mitscheeeeeeeeew
but first my dinner.
Re: Laf: Npjc by swtchicgurl: 4:15pm On Feb 22, 2012
we ladies on dis section were gossiping
yesternight and i heard u were gay! shocked

is it true? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Laf: Npjc by oderemo(m): 4:20pm On Feb 22, 2012
am gay ehhn,
alright choose the best hotel around your area, i will pay.
bet you u will come out laughing, will give me a bouncing baby boy in 9 months tym.
if in doubt pls try it.
enu o se now. grin grin
Re: Laf: Npjc by ekeroyal(m): 4:25pm On Feb 22, 2012
swtchicgurl:

we ladies on dis section were gossiping
yesternight and i heard u were gay! shocked

is it true? undecided undecided undecided

I don't really understand why you've suddenly concerned yourself with useless gay issues. Always probing any good-looking (exclusively synonymous with NJPC) guy about this dumb issue.

Now let me ask you, Switchgurl are you gay? embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Laf: Npjc by swtchicgurl: 4:49pm On Feb 22, 2012
^^^ and whr did u get ur info frm?  undecided
anyways, park well, make i see road  lipsrsealed can't u read my signature

@ode, wat r u talking about? 
Re: Laf: Npjc by oderemo(m): 5:12pm On Feb 22, 2012
SWITHCAL.,
marun marun ni mofe marun ni mo fe ohhh,
abeg come closer , u dey talk 2 much.
no be 4 mouth.
slam door and switch light dim, with switchgal melting for actson grin grin
na today.
Re: Laf: Npjc by swtchicgurl: 5:20pm On Feb 22, 2012
*takes a table knife and circumcises ode remo* yes, he wasn't! shocked shocked shocked

the action will continue wen he heals embarassed embarassed cry cry cry six months tym embarassed
Re: Laf: Npjc by oderemo(m): 5:26pm On Feb 22, 2012
thats not a problem,
wats 6 mths compare to 9 months of u carrying my baby. grin grin
u are worth waiting for, walahi.
Re: Laf: Npjc by swtchicgurl: 5:57pm On Feb 22, 2012
^^^ u're very so not serious! grin grin grin grin
Re: Laf: Npjc by ekeroyal(m): 6:10pm On Feb 22, 2012
swtchicgurl:

^^^ and whr did u get ur info frm?  undecided
anyways, park well, make i see road  lipsrsealed can't u read my signature

@ode, wat r u talking about? 

If your signature matters, why do you join in calling Skales a gay? 'Coz I know your signature is a remix of his.
Re: Laf: Npjc by swtchicgurl: 6:14pm On Feb 22, 2012
can you recap pls, i didn't get you tongue tongue tongue
Re: Laf: Npjc by oderemo(m): 6:25pm On Feb 22, 2012
swtchicgurl (f)
in my bath tub
Posts: 204

thats my gal.
Re: Laf: Npjc by sutoboy(m): 7:30pm On Feb 22, 2012
no mind her jere!

na dose projan den giv her bad impression about us!

we re d best!

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