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You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by adjain(m): 10:03am On Oct 23, 2007
A certain man was excreting in the toilet. It was then that he released a particulary dangerous bomb.
The shit said "Na Wa O!"
The Toilet replied "Na so we dey see am O!"
Suddenly the ass of the man said "And me I don tire"
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A woman entered a bus when the driver said, "Madam who born that ugly pikin when you dey hold?" referring to her baby.
the woman was angry but said nothing. Sitting next to another passenger, the woman started telling the passenger that the driver was very rude.
The man agreed, and said the woman should not just sit ther but go and trade words with the driver. The woman agreed and was about to stand up when the man said
"but meanwhile, let me hold your monkey for you."
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A man found a manual on piloting an airplane. So he bought a plane and started learning.
The manual was teaching on lifting-off and the man followed the steps accurately. Soon enough he was airborne. He then opened the manual again to bring it down. Instead he saw at the last Page."Thanks for choosing this manual. Purchase the second edition for steps on how to land a Plane."
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Aussie(m): 5:21pm On Oct 23, 2007
oga, this is duplication and someone elsee's work.

Ole.
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Chuxy(m): 5:40pm On Oct 23, 2007
I must not laugh. cos

1. this jokes are not funny
2. I've seen them like 10,000 times
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by topeteadr(m): 6:40pm On Oct 23, 2007
Nice but seen it b4
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Naijagurly(f): 9:37pm On Oct 23, 2007
so obvoius
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by kronkykay(m): 10:55pm On Oct 23, 2007
co-sign
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by clemcykul(f): 1:47pm On Oct 24, 2007
u have no right to tell me wen to laf and wen not to ok?

i'll laf coz i wish to BUHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA angry
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by ituen(m): 2:01pm On Oct 24, 2007
well i like the first one n i agree with my girlfriend clemcy
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by realplay(m): 2:57pm On Oct 24, 2007
the first joke, wack
do u expect me to laugh?
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Oct 24, 2007
guys am really laughing but u know why, its because of all the replies not the jokes, maybe the chap has forseen it, thats why he said you must laugh,I trust my fellow nairalanders grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Nobody: 3:17pm On Oct 24, 2007
@poster
nice try grin
@all
you should atleast laugh to encourage the guy to make his own jokes
i have never listened to any of the jokes before
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by uchetobi(f): 4:49pm On Oct 24, 2007
:-x
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Hazeleyed(f): 4:54pm On Oct 24, 2007
abeg make una donate una laughter now haba,
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by topeteadr(m): 5:03pm On Oct 24, 2007
The joke is not funny it's the reply.
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Tukura(m): 10:54am On Oct 26, 2007
the topic shud be you must be ashamed, like it or not
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by topeteadr(m): 11:04am On Oct 26, 2007
Lol.
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by clemcykul(f): 11:28am On Oct 26, 2007
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by adjain(m): 1:40pm On Oct 26, 2007
I seem to feel tipsy.
The poster of this joke is out of his mind.

He deserves a haircut
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by topeteadr(m): 1:42pm On Oct 26, 2007
Adjain were both 'bout a tipsy. But tell me how many bottles did you drink.
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by adjain(m): 1:49pm On Oct 26, 2007
Can;t remember the number now, but I drank so much that any trace of blood in my alcoholic system will be considered by doctors as a sign that my medical condition is failing.
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by topeteadr(m): 1:53pm On Oct 26, 2007
Thank GOD you know that.
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by adjain(m): 2:40pm On Oct 26, 2007
Yeah, thank God I picked you off the road before the trailer came by.
Whoops, thank GOD!!!
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by topeteadr(m): 3:11pm On Oct 26, 2007
This tipsy mood you're in aint getting you nowhere.
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by adjain(m): 3:40pm On Oct 26, 2007
Really?
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by topeteadr(m): 4:24pm On Oct 26, 2007
Yeah.
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by adjain(m): 5:44pm On Oct 26, 2007
Then I give up, because i really hate going nowhere
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by neneinyan(f): 7:06pm On Oct 26, 2007
i cant stop laffing,wer d hell r u 4rm.u nid 2 create ur own jokes
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by chumakk: 3:05am On Oct 27, 2007
i no laugh
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by topeteadr(m): 1:08pm On Oct 27, 2007
Bla bla bla. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Migines(m): 8:07am On Oct 31, 2007
*sleeps off*
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by clemcykul(f): 5:17pm On Nov 01, 2007
taps him gently on the shoulder and and wakes him wid a kiss kiss(migs dalyn wake up guess u must be havn nightmares in this thread)
Re: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Migines(m): 7:41pm On Nov 01, 2007
I guess

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