Report from the Pastor Search Committee:

We do not have a happy report to give. We have not been able to find a
suitable candidate for this church, though we have one promising prospect.
Thank you for your suggestions. We have followed up on each one with
interviews or by calling at least three references. The following is our
confidential report.

ADAM: Good man but has problems with his wife. One reference told us how he
and his wife enjoyed walking nude in the woods.
NOAH: Former pastorate of 120 years with no converts. Prone to unrealistic
building projects.

JOSEPH: A big thinker, but a braggart; believes in dream interpreting and
has a prison record.
MOSES: A modest and meek man, but poor communicator; even stutters at times.
Sometimes blows his stack and acts rashly in business meetings. Some say he
left an earlier church over a murder charge.

DEBORAH: One word --- Female.
DAVID: The most promising leader of all until we discovered the affair he
had with his neighbor's wife.

SOLOMON: Great preacher, but serious woman problem.
ELIJAH: Prone to depression; collapses under pressure.
HOSEA: A tender and loving pastor, but our people could never handle his
wife's occupation.

JONAH: Told us he was swallowed up by a great fish. He said the fish later
spit him out on the shore near here. We hung up.
AMOS: Too much of a country hick. Backward and unpolished. With some
seminary training, he might have promise; but he has a hang-up against
wealthy people.

JOHN: Says he is a Baptist, but doesn't dress like one. May be too
Pentecostal. Tends to lift both hands in the air to worship when he gets
excited. You know we limit to one hand. Sleeps in the outdoors, has a weird
diet, and provokes denominational leaders.
PETER: Too blue collar. Has a bad temper, even said to have cursed. He's a
loose cannon.

PAUL: Powerful CEO type and fascinating preacher. However, he's short on
tact, unforgiving with young ministers, harsh, and has been known to preach
all night.
TIMOTHY: Too young.

JUDAS: His references are solid. A steady plodder. Conservative. Good
connections. Knows how to handle money. We're inviting him to preach this
Sunday in view of a call.

i think am gonna skip church 2day.
_{packs bag for a quick travel outta town}

Same here!
I guess only bankers will be in church dat day,

May God forgive you

This is one of the best jokes ever

yeah right

heheheheh

nice joke!!!

pls lets pray for the poster for God's mercies

agreed

*_{calls in clemzy and webdezzi, the two pastors we have here}*

prayer session begins for poster, may he be purified of his sins

What about Jacob ? (Fraudster i guess)

na you talk am

*_{sprinkles holy water on poordad}*

i dont find this joke funny

tj taju, how u go find am funny. Livin in Iraq has taken it's toll on you i believe. Better relocate to Darfur for more sense of humour blessings.

@ Poster, If God Barb U, I No Know no dey oooo. Becos d kain woundjure wey u go woundjure. . .

tell the yeye poster well well

tufe:


*_{sprinkles holy water on poordad}*

I reserve my comment

common richdad, everyone's trying to have fun, so speak out and stop being a wussy

i ain't got time for ppl in diapers called ninja

silent is the best answer for a fool (singing in Juju beat)


@tufe,
I'm not yet in the mood to reply you dumb ass