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Pastor Speech! by atkinboy: 1:59pm On Feb 25, 2012
One pastor said to his congregations Turn to your left,say to your neighbor it shall be permanent in your life. "NJǑƕƕƔ ƚưřned to his left & saw a cripple "ÆƤƤaȑȅntly confuse, he stared at the cripple for couple of minutes $ said don't mind the pastor, cripple said God save you. I for take slap kill you!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin.

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Re: Pastor Speech! by mikuz(m): 2:00pm On Feb 25, 2012
is this a joke?
Re: Pastor Speech! by terrifikjo(m): 2:25pm On Feb 25, 2012
wow,, this joke just put smile on my face, just laughing now!!!
Re: Pastor Speech! by atkinboy: 2:32pm On Feb 25, 2012
mikuz:

is this a joke?
No is a play-let olodo which one have you ever post shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Pastor Speech! by atkinboy: 2:34pm On Feb 25, 2012
terrifikjo:

wow,, this joke just put smile on my face, just laughing now!!!
Thank you guy,stay bless grin grin grin
Re: Pastor Speech! by Nobody: 2:38pm On Feb 25, 2012
nyc copy n paste, but e nice nor insult me abeg oo
Re: Pastor Speech! by oderemo(m): 2:56pm On Feb 25, 2012
first i need to know whether u are npjc or 4kg projan.
Re: Pastor Speech! by atkinboy: 3:38pm On Feb 25, 2012
DONkollione:

nyc copy n paste, but e nice nor insult me abeg oo
grin grin grin
Re: Pastor Speech! by Nobody: 4:42pm On Feb 25, 2012
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
cool joke
Re: Pastor Speech! by mikuz(m): 5:12pm On Feb 25, 2012
barkingboy,
please dont insult me.
I am not your mate.
Re: Pastor Speech! by Nobody: 12:11pm On Feb 26, 2012
Old joke. Still okay sha
Re: Pastor Speech! by bunmioguns(m): 12:36pm On Feb 26, 2012
I love d joke more than d poster above me cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Pastor Speech! by Nobody: 12:50pm On Feb 26, 2012
Bunmioguns no need for all those karamo. Atkinboy nor go give u biscuit even if u psyche him more dan dat. Understood?! tongue
Re: Pastor Speech! by atkinboy: 9:39pm On Feb 26, 2012
mikuz:

barkingboy,
please dont insult me.
I am not your mate.
i won't if you know your mate too. Big head grin grin shocked shocked
Re: Pastor Speech! by atkinboy: 9:41pm On Feb 26, 2012
booqee:

Bunmioguns no need for all those karamo. Atkinboy nor go give u biscuit even if u psyche him more dan dat. Understood?! tongue
what's your own shocked shocked solo grin grin
Re: Pastor Speech! by atkinboy: 9:50pm On Feb 26, 2012
booqee:

Old joke. Still okay sha
okay just follow tread there is still more to come grin grin grin
Re: Pastor Speech! by mikuz(m): 10:33pm On Feb 26, 2012
See yo small nyansh!
Re: Pastor Speech! by atkinboy: 10:35pm On Feb 26, 2012
Finally, A signboard outside a restaurant said:"Eat as much as you can and let your grand children pay the bill"A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he could and when the waiter gave him the bill, he pointed to the signboard,"Don't you see, only my grand child needs to pay for this bill"The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather's bill" grin grin grin
Re: Pastor Speech! by sutoboy(m): 1:13am On Mar 01, 2012
Aigoo

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