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Holy Voice And Saul by Sunky200: 10:49pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: 'saul, sell your business'. He ignores it. It goes on for days. Saul, sell your business for $3million. After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says 'Saul, go to Las Vegas'. He asks why, Saul, take the money to Las Vegas, he obeys, goes to a casino. Voicdu says, 'Saul, go to the blacklack table and put it down all on one hand'. He hesitates but knows he must. He's dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. 'Saul, take a card', what? The leader has--take a case!' he tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. 'saul, take another card'. What? 'TAKE ANOTHER CARD!' he ask for another card. It's another ace. He has twenty. 'saul, take another card', the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!' booms the voice. Hit me, saul says. He get another ace. Twenty one. The boom voice goes: 'HOLY UNBELIEVABLE!' |
Re: Holy Voice And Saul by sutoboy(m): 11:52pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
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