It was an ecstatic evening, an Aba boy who's a conductor went to a brothel, picked an ashanti and headed home. When they got home, the boy asked her for terms. The following dialog ensues:

ABA BOY: How muchu you dey collectu?
ASHANTI: N500 on mat N1,000 on bed
*ABA Boy gives her N5,000*
ASHANTI: Ok, that means five rounds on bed.
ABA BOY: NNAH! You thinku that I dey joku withu you? That amountu is for 10 ROUNDS on mat.
ASHANTI:     

~~NJPC-->rockabilly~~

was xpecting smtin beta

enobong18:

was xpecting smtin beta

Ok, very well. Something better means?

An Aba boy was going to church one sunday morning. His Dad gave him two coins each of 1 Naira. 1 coin for tithe and the order for akara.

While on the way, he throws his coins up & down in excitement. Unfortunately one of the coins falls into a big drainage now he's upset. He takes off his clothes and dives into the drainage in search of the missing coins. A man walks by and is disturb at seeing the boy. Here's the dialog:

MAN: what's the problem boy?
ABA BOY: one of mine coin fell into this drainage and all efforts to get it out failed.
MAN: ok, you still got one more coin right? You can pay your tithe with that one.
ABA BOY: SIR! Thank you. Don't you know that God's everywhere? He'll take that one, this one's for my akara.
MAN:

was xpectin smtin lyk a joke, nt a , (u knw wat it is)

enobong18:

was xpectin smtin lyk a joke, nt a , (u knw wat it is)

Pls I don't know. Try to be straight

Little johnny was given 10naira. On his way to school, he lost d money. He cried and cried till a lady passing by stopped.
Lady- Y r u crying
johnny- i i lost my 10naira
lady- ok have this (hands him anoda 10naira note)
johnny takes it and starts crying again.
Lady- wat again?
Johnny- if i still hd my 10naira nd u gave me dis one, it would hav been 20 naira.
Lady brings out anoda 10 naira and gives to him.
Lady- now u hav 20 naira.
Johnny takes nd cries again 'if only i had found my 10 naira, it would hav bin 30 naira now'.
Lady- ole!!!. If u had found your 20 naira, i would hav taken back all my money. Ol!!










Johnny clutches pocket and flees

Funny.

@Vivly am suspecting that boy is related to the one who lost his coin earlier