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Ramatu Part 6 by bingbagbo(m): 6:29pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
Now one hot afternoon, Ramatu returned from school. There was some yam to be pounded, she went for them eager to come and pound but just as she was about to leave the kitchen, her mum grabbed the yam from her and shouted " didnt you see someone is ready to pound these yams?" This started a quarrel. They quarreled and fought and quarreled over who must pound the yam till Papa Osumanu himself arrived home. " why are u quarreling with Ramatu?" he inquired There was no answer and from there, there was complete silence. I was eagerly waiting in the pit for my "lunch" Before i realised, there was someone one the seat. i began smiling in the pit and moved my "rod" through the whole. But it hit one hard thing, " snake!!!"Papa osumanu got up from the seat and yelled. i came out from my pit and took to my heels. . . watch out for part 7 the battle has just began |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by Nobody: 7:40pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by bright007(f): 8:16pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by bingbagbo(m): 4:59pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
^^^ ask your moooda!!! |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by bunmioguns(m): 8:27pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: A REMARK: continue posting good jokes and ignore all haters am solidly behind u |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by Lucario007(m): 9:18pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
wey part 7 of this dry yoke? |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by Toygod(m): 9:44pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
Me no undastand o |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by bingbagbo(m): 11:06am On Mar 04, 2012 |
toygod, i used to respect u a lot!!! |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by ekeroyal(m): 11:33am On Mar 04, 2012 |
*FARTS INSIDE THE THREAD and INSIDE BIN WHAT NONSENSE WITH RAMATU |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by oderemo(m): 11:39am On Mar 04, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: Abunmiogunjobi= papa ramatu. solidly behind u. damn. these gay peeps boku 4 here oh. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 12:11pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
ekeroyal: Dude i jst dey look u since.wen will u stop shaming ur tribe?Its common knowledge dat u Yoruba peeps do not care about cleanliness but must u always flaunt it? Pls learn to kip ur ratchedness within ur home and stop being immodest.Dis is a public forum 4 gudness sake! Yuck!!! |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by ekeroyal(m): 12:19pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
^^I don't blame you, I would have abused you father, mother and everything called family related to you. But they've done nothing to me, besides how is an IBO man cleaner than a YORUBA man? Moreover, tell me any city in Africa that is dirty as ABA or Onitsha. I hate being tribalistic because I'm a Nigerian cross breed and have got very nice relatives and friends across Nigeria. But I think your problem ain't your tribe but your mentality. PH*CKTARD!! |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by bingbagbo(m): 12:29pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
eke! shut up and listen to advice 4rm a wise man(eldav) bush pig! |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by ekeroyal(m): 12:34pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
^^good afternoon Bin. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 12:36pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Nigga, the truth hurts, i knw. Hv u been to the so called Aba and onitsha? But as 4 yoruba being full of dirty nigroes,IT IS A FACT!look i've dealt wit dem,they've lived around me, so its nt mere words on the street. So, shut, the, hell, up!!! |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by ekeroyal(m): 12:52pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Ok, very well eldav. Unfortunately you're have nothing to offer here except abuses. You're so shallow minded. Meanwhile, you haven't answered my questions 1. How is an IBO man cleaner than a YORUBA man? 2. Tell me any city in Africa that is dirty as ABA or Onitsha. Now I'll answer yours' 1. I have been to Aba, have stayed there and visited places like Faulks, Ngwa, Port Harcourt, Industry, Pounds or Pound(whatever, it's been a long time) roads. Ariaria market, osisoma(sth like that), GRA. They're damn dirty. The only places you can have fresh air are in Industry road & GRA. 2. I've been to Onitsha a couple of times. I've visited Nnewi market. All surroundings are totally ph*cked! One thing common with this places except the dirt is the extremely bad road with dangerous potholes. And I can assure you the population Lagos holds is equal to the sum of both city's population. So what are you talking, useless you. After now you'll come to drag the Ikwerre man as you brother. Nonsensear$ehole |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 1:22pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Woah,easy dude. . . Your veins are popping. Alright i hv nt been to any yoruba city,so what? That doesnt mean they are any cleaner than the cities u mentioned.like you said,it was a long time ago u visited those places,do u knw how they are now? That the roads are littered is it nt because the government aint doin their jobs?so where does my claim come into environmental cleanliness? Dude im talkin about personal hygiiiiiieeennnnee.And the truth remains that yorubas suck at that,shikena. One cant even share a space with dem,u hv to be very tooooolerant to pull that off |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by ekeroyal(m): 1:29pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
^^are you running? Come let's dig it, rubbish boy. Am actually having fun it was you who took it personal. At least it is better to be dirty than treacherous. Dirt can be washed away but the Ibo man needs more than soap, water and maybe detol to be good. Enjoy you sunday boy, and don't insult people or their tribes, everything on earth has got a purpose -even a wicked man has a purpose for existence. Think deeply and let shallow things be. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by oderemo(m): 1:37pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
@ eldevil or whatever, i tot i wld join in the trashing but my nigga is doing a good job already. so peace out. ekeroyal, carry go. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 1:42pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
@eke oya do as u say and wash. . . Well. U nid it by d way. Enjoy ur day little one. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 1:49pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Ode I'm tryin to accomodate one of ur kind.By now u shuld knw dat i hv a tin against bad smell, And u still wan join? U wan kill pesin ni |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by bingbagbo(m): 1:58pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
@ eldav lol |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by ekeroyal(m): 3:18pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:ph*ckn man, I said a greeting to you and you never responded, even though you abused me -GAMBARI . Lacking manners @Remo, his too small for any of us. Let me give him fatality (Nairaland has shown alot and taught me how to handle his kind) @eldav ==>now that you're clean what next? Besides I never said am You've successfully proven yourself. I've got a script for him 1. TERE MUH VICH LAN 2. KRIPYA KOI PISHAB PILADEKA 3. TUM CHUTIEYA AUR AALSI LOLA 4. GHANT PAAD DYUNGA HE MUST BE RUSHED NOW TO THE EMERGENCY UNIT **FARTS INSIDE ELDAVS'S MOUTH 5 TIMES, URINATES INSIDE FOR 2 MINUTES** |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 3:38pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
No hope for you. I pity you. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by oderemo(m): 5:07pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Odethat joke is lost on you. anyway, u got mortal combat frm the royal one. remain DEAD bro. peace, am out. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 5:18pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Who is this guy again?? So if they leave you,u will jst run boldly wit dat ur smelly boxers to reply me? You gat no respect boy! As 4 ur remark,I'll kip being ALIVE to show worthless pieces of thrash like u d way 2 live the good life. You r welkum |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by oderemo(m): 5:25pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
rascist,/tribalist lyk u still dey get mouth. mitsheeeeew. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by Lucario007(m): 6:33pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Tribalism is even here on Nairaland? Ekeroyal so u r a tribalist? |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by ekeroyal(m): 5:46am On Mar 05, 2012 |
Lucario007:If you don't know how to comprehend things after reading them, go meet someone for help & stop asking useless questions. I know you've been looking for a way to talk to me . Go advice your brothers eldav &onyeasi to improve their lives & stop racism/tribalism. Go to politics section & see what mess they're creating. I've always said it 'AM NOT TRIBALISTIC & WILL NEVER BE But sometimes some fools needs to understand their tribe ain't superior to another man's. |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by BUSHYANUS(m): 6:53am On Mar 05, 2012 |
bin you are crazy lol |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by Ruqaya(f): 3:50pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
Bhhaaaaarrrbarrrh rharmhahrthu, whhaarrt hirhs dheeerhs |
Re: Ramatu Part 6 by bingbagbo(m): 6:19pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
^^^ are u deaf and dumb?? |
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