15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years without promotion.

14.when you fail maths and english in waec

13.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

5.if lionel messi catches you on the field of play

4.when u violation a millatary man`s only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber

Gerrout jo, hw many times is it gonna be posted here. . . .its nt even funny anymore

i beg e bi like say jokes don finish