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This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bingbagbo(m): 2:47pm On Mar 07, 2012
Bobby and tobby were good friends.
Tobby would never cook, but visit bobby for food.
One day, Bobby finished cooking yams and was about to eat to break his 3-day fasting when Tobby appeared on the scene.
So they began eating the yams, 12 slices in all with goat pepper soup.
Within 2 minutes, Tobby the visitor had eaten 7 slices with Bobby only one.
This made bobby devise a plan.
He picked a slice and said "this one self don spoil" and threw it on the ground, hoping to get them and wash them when the "devil" was gone.
He threw on the ground three slices.
Now soon they had finished eating and tobby stood up.
Bobby did the sign of cross thinking the "parasite " was finally leaving, only to see Tobby move from one yam to the other on the ground and stepped on them saying " this one self don spoil, make i destroy am!!!" to all the three.
The yams were beyond repairs grin grin grin grin grin grin
Bobby broke down in tears grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 2:50pm On Mar 07, 2012
who s laughin?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Nobody: 2:52pm On Mar 07, 2012
Dyt:

who s laughin?

ayam laughing undecided undecided

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Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bingbagbo(m): 2:53pm On Mar 07, 2012
Dyt:

who s laughin?



your mooooda now grin grin
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 2:55pm On Mar 07, 2012
i wont surprised
ur mum violated u at a very tender age
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Nobody: 2:58pm On Mar 07, 2012
dis is getting serious shocked shocked
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bingbagbo(m): 3:04pm On Mar 07, 2012
Dyt:

i wont surprised
ur mum violated u at a very tender age


poor english? *spits*
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 6:19pm On Mar 07, 2012
Morroooooon
so sad u cant fill it in
every reasonable n sensible person ll read lyk dere s a 'b' in btwn dose words
get ur idiotic sef examined
foooool
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Nobody: 6:30pm On Mar 07, 2012
dis is getting out of hand

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
@ Dyt easy
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 8:28am On Mar 08, 2012
^ na
jst a way arnd ere babe
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 8:33am On Mar 08, 2012
Dyt how are you?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 8:49am On Mar 08, 2012
i m very fyn sir
shall i stand?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 9:16am On Mar 08, 2012
Come and sit close to me. I want to put my arm round your shoulder.
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 9:24am On Mar 08, 2012
smiles
u wanna tell me smth?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bunmioguns(m): 11:49am On Mar 08, 2012
bin gbagbo:

Bobby and tobby were good friends.
Tobby would never cook, but visit bobby for food.
One day, Bobby finished cooking yams and was about to eat to break his 3-day fasting when Tobby appeared on the scene.
So they began eating the yams, 12 slices in all with goat pepper soup.
Within 2 minutes, Tobby the visitor had eaten 7 slices with Bobby only one.
This made bobby devise a plan.
He picked a slice and said "this one self don spoil" and threw it on the ground, hoping to get them and wash them when the "devil" was gone.
He threw on the ground three slices.
Now soon they had finished eating and tobby stood up.
Bobby did the sign of cross thinking the "parasite " was finally leaving, only to see Tobby move from one yam to the other on the ground and stepped on them saying " this one self don spoil, make i destroy am!!!" to all the three.
The yams were beyond repairs grin grin grin grin grin grin
Bobby broke down in tears grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



JOKE GRADING: A



REMARKS: six consecutive nights with Dyt. . . . .

signed

bunmioguns

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Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 11:51am On Mar 08, 2012
hmmmmmm
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bunmioguns(m): 11:52am On Mar 08, 2012
Dyt:

hmmmmmm

What is hmmmmmm
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 11:54am On Mar 08, 2012
it cant b norrin
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bunmioguns(m): 12:02pm On Mar 08, 2012
Dyt:

it cant b norrin

kk. . . are u on 2go?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 12:20pm On Mar 08, 2012
cant rem d names
infact i think i v 2 ids
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bunmioguns(m): 12:26pm On Mar 08, 2012
Dyt:

cant rem d names
infact i think i v 2 ids

hw abt yahoo messenger. . . wink wink wink wink
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 1:07pm On Mar 08, 2012
drop urs

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Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bunmioguns(m): 1:10pm On Mar 08, 2012
Dyt:

drop urs

bosonline247@yahoo.com
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 1:35pm On Mar 08, 2012
done
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bingbagbo(m): 4:06pm On Mar 08, 2012
^^^

persona non-gratta!!!! angry angry
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bunmioguns(m): 4:09pm On Mar 08, 2012
Dyt:

done

No lele

bin gbagbo:

^^^

persona non-gratta!!!! angry angry

Abeg remove ur eye from dis Bin
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bingbagbo(m): 4:15pm On Mar 08, 2012
^^^

bunmi good afternoon!!! grin grin
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bunmioguns(m): 4:17pm On Mar 08, 2012
bin gbagbo:

^^^

bunmi good afternoon!!! grin grin

Good PM Bin, how body nw
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bingbagbo(m): 4:23pm On Mar 08, 2012
^^^


body balance, na small broken heart i get ooo!!! embarassed embarassed
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by bunmioguns(m): 4:28pm On Mar 08, 2012
bin gbagbo:

^^^


body balance, na small broken heart i get ooo!!! embarassed embarassed

Who broke ur heart
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 8:04am On Mar 09, 2012
Dyt?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 8:22am On Mar 09, 2012
^^ wat v i done 2 u?

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