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Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 8:43am On Mar 09, 2012
please cu m lemme touch you
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 9:05am On Mar 09, 2012
haaa
alakoba
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:13am On Mar 09, 2012
steewpeed beings
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 9:14am On Mar 09, 2012
dodges dat
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:15am On Mar 09, 2012
u dnt need to dodge, u r short enough, approximately 1ft
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 9:17am On Mar 09, 2012
hehehehhehe
wat s cm ova Dani dis mornin?
u on ur heat period?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 9:19am On Mar 09, 2012
Dyt your skin so soft and delicate!
Are you married?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:19am On Mar 09, 2012
no,i aff missed my period and was forced to wash booqee's always ultra. .
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 9:21am On Mar 09, 2012
mikuz
dont go dere


yuck dani
i c reason y u dis way dis mornin
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:22am On Mar 09, 2012
duhhh, talk to d hand
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 9:24am On Mar 09, 2012
i v sm red zobo 4 u
m sure u dont mind
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:26am On Mar 09, 2012
wats zobo?? Hpe its 4rm d two oranges on ur chest?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by swtchicgurl: 9:28am On Mar 09, 2012
yuck!!!!!! angry
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:31am On Mar 09, 2012
quit posting!
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 9:32am On Mar 09, 2012
zobo s frm d ultra u washed
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:33am On Mar 09, 2012
dyt, i fink u aff missed ur period again
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 9:35am On Mar 09, 2012
i shouldn't go where?
Eh?
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by swtchicgurl: 9:36am On Mar 09, 2012
what a thread! this kin morning!
shuuooo! angry
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 9:37am On Mar 09, 2012
mikuz
dani s said it all
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 9:37am On Mar 09, 2012
Dani zobo has a reddish color. You wan 'suck' her blood?
So you be vampire mod.
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 9:41am On Mar 09, 2012
but sometimes Dani posts with empty brains.
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:43am On Mar 09, 2012
hehehehehe
if i tawk nw dm go say i dun kolo.

*Readng my bible*
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by swtchicgurl: 9:45am On Mar 09, 2012
^^^^ stop talking about the bible with all the
junku've posted!

hypocrite! angry
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 9:46am On Mar 09, 2012
u r a fooolish gurl.

Wat do u knw? I wonder if u've gat nipples
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by mikuz(m): 9:51am On Mar 09, 2012
Dani person wey tell you say you dey normal just dey deceive you anyhow.
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by MrThimble: 9:53am On Mar 09, 2012
i love this joke. nice one! Keep it up!
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 10:00am On Mar 09, 2012
mikuz:

Dani zobo has a reddish color. You wan 'suck' her blood?
So you be vampire mod.
mikuz:

but sometimes Dani posts with empty brains.
dani1luv:

hehehehehe
if i tawk nw dm go say i dun kolo.

*Readng my bible*
swtchicgurl:

^^^^ stop talking about the bible with all the
junku've posted!

hypocrite! angry
dani1luv:

u r a fooolish gurl.

Wat do u knw? I wonder if u've gat unmentionables
mikuz:

Dani person wey tell you say you dey normal just dey deceive you anyhow.


buhahahahahahhahahahha
my stomach ooooo
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by swtchicgurl: 10:05am On Mar 09, 2012
dani1luv:

u r a fooolish gurl.

Wat do u knw? I wonder if u've gat unmentionables

very disappointing from a moderator! GOSH!
seun must see how incompetent u are!

by the wat, why don't u just go and play
with ur 2inch nozzle, than post here! mtchew! angry
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 10:48am On Mar 09, 2012
chai, i dun suffa 4 mikuz handz


switchgirl, stfu. .we r in d jokes section lady, incompetent my foot, mstcheew. .u can go report me, i wonda wat i aff said dat aint true, smh
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 10:52am On Mar 09, 2012
dani1luv:

u r a fooolish gurl.

Wat do u knw? [size=18pt]I wonder if u've gat unmentionables[/size]
dis aint true cos i know she s got
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by dani1luv: 10:54am On Mar 09, 2012
dyt, i meant kneepulls
Re: This Joke Will Make You Come, Allah! by Dyt(f): 11:08am On Mar 09, 2012
i know young man
dani1luv:

chai, i dun suffa 4 mikuz handz


switchgirl, stfu. .we r in d jokes section lady, incompetent my foot, mstcheew. .u can go report me, [size=28pt]i wonda wat i aff said dat aint true[/size], smh

true
she got neeples

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