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Nigerian Mentality by donsponky(m): 9:41am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Nigerian-Mentality. Every Sunday u eat rice All northerners are Muslims All calabar ladies are good in bed Rich hausa men are Alhaji while poor one are Aboki. On a date the guy should pay the bill The older child must marry first When you travel aboard you become rich Every noodles na indomie No sex on first date. No calabar girl is a virgin. Igbo girls like money. Yoruba girls are cheap. Mix maltina and peak milk= blood tonic. Alomo bitter = sex fuel Abuja is full of money. Every detergent na omo! Bleach na jik. All scouring powder na vim! Igbo girls like to bleach, if U̲̅ yellow All white people na oyibo! Anybody studying theater arts r in 4 "acting". All girls with BB are expensive chicks. If U̶̲̥̅̊ buy condom from chemist U̶̲̥̅̊ be bad boi, If you impregnate girl you must marry am, Any man riding a motorcycle na okada man. Every small bread na Agege bread If you no go school u knw fit make am. If u dey use car,woman must follow u. |
Re: Nigerian Mentality by bunmioguns(m): 11:43am On Mar 08, 2012 |
donsponky: Nice one |
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