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See Some Typical Nigerian Mentality. Hilarious :) by Dinzelflash(m): 11:38pm On Oct 11, 2014
SEE SOME TYPICAL NIGERIAN MENTALITY
1.Every Sunday is RICE
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2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
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3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
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4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
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5.Every detergent is OMO
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6.Every Chinese knows KARATE
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7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
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8.Every whiteman is RICH and
CONNECTED
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9.Every police takes BRIBE
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10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the
poor
ones are MALLAM
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11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
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12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
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13.Every igboman likes MONEY
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14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
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15.Every Indian is a WITCH or
WIZARD
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16.Every kidnappers comes from ASABA
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which one of these is correct?
add urs….
Re: See Some Typical Nigerian Mentality. Hilarious :) by derrick333(m): 11:52pm On Oct 11, 2014
All sausage. Roll = gala
All seasonin = Maggi
All t-shirts = polo
All soft drnks(mineral)= coke
Re: See Some Typical Nigerian Mentality. Hilarious :) by Nobody: 12:09am On Oct 12, 2014
lolsss that no 1 is correct
Re: See Some Typical Nigerian Mentality. Hilarious :) by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:35am On Oct 12, 2014
Old story.
This was trending btw 2010-2011.
Last Bullet
I nominate this thread to be thrown into Nairaland abyss.
Re: See Some Typical Nigerian Mentality. Hilarious :) by HenCq15: 3:01pm On Oct 12, 2014
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Re: See Some Typical Nigerian Mentality. Hilarious :) by aboyaji(m): 3:58pm On Oct 12, 2014
OkikiOluwa1:
Old story.
This was trending btw 2010-2011.
Last Bullet
I nominate this thread to be thrown into Nairaland abyss.
seeking for trouble since 1912. Why didnt you board that titanic then
Re: See Some Typical Nigerian Mentality. Hilarious :) by OkikiOluwa1(m): 6:26pm On Oct 12, 2014
aboyaji:
seeking for trouble since 1912. Why didnt you board that titanic then
Na you I dey wait for.

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