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Nigeria's Mentality by dazzle37(f): 11:24am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Nigeria's Mentality Every sunday u eat rice All northerners are Muslims All calabar ladies are good in bed Rich hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki. On a date the guy should pay the bill The older child must marry first When you travel abroad you become rich Every noodles na indomie No sex on first date All Edo girls are LovePeddler Igbo girls like money Yoruba girls are cheap and Dirty Mix maltina and peak milk= blood tonic Abuja is full of money Every detergent na Omo! Bleach na jik. All scouring powder na vim! All insecticide na sheltox! All food seasoning na maggi! Any Young Boy that has Car and house na Yahoo Plus Ĩf Ɣ☺Ʊ die untimely,nah ur village pple kill Ɣ☺Ʊ. Only calabar pple Dey chop dog meat. Ĩf light off, nah NEPA. Wen Ɣ☺Ʊ get big wallet,nah money full inside. Nah for 9ja Ɣ☺Ʊ person go ask Ɣ☺Ʊ, "wats ɪ̣̇ƨ̇ d last price". Ani bodi wer use blackberry get levels. Add yours, |
Re: Nigeria's Mentality by bunmioguns(m): 12:07pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
How many times is it gonna posted here. . . mtcheew |
Re: Nigeria's Mentality by slimyem: 12:15pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
)when you are fair,you. Be mammy water When a guy is. In love with. U and. Showing it,he has eaten vegetable. |
Re: Nigeria's Mentality by sutoboy(m): 3:28pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
when a joke is posted twice then is meant to be copy and paste! |
Re: Nigeria's Mentality by Nobody: 9:30pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
Lemme add mine> na for naija people dey copy jokes from one source and paste it in dat same source! E.g dis joke from dazzle37. |
Re: Nigeria's Mentality by Agybabe(f): 10:41pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
Lol |
Re: Nigeria's Mentality by donsponky(m): 9:57pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
when a joke Ȋ̝̊̅§ been copy αи∂ pasted,it means that U̶̲̥̅̊ don't want the joke to be wasted αи∂ die like that...... All respect to the original posters. |
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