A lady fond of carring concubine, killed her husband (fowl seller) because of money and also want to kill her new husband (goat seller) for another man (Cow seller).
GOAT SELLER: I love you babe, what can I do to have you in my house?
LADY: unless you kill my husband.
GOAT SELLER: what? ok, how do I go about it?
LADY: My hus. never play with his folws, just come by mid night and disturb his folws, he will come out and you will kill him. simple.
GOAT SELLER: Uhm! nice idea, you are too smart babe.
NOW THE FOWL SELLER WAS KILLED, SHE MOVED TO GOAT SELLER'S HOUSE AND THE FOUND ANOTHER MAN (COW SELLER) WHO'S RICHER THAN THE GOAT SELLER AND WANTS TO MARRIED HIM.
COW SELLER: I love you babe, what can I do to have you in my house?
LADY: unless you kill my husband.
COW SELLER: what? that's ridiculous! ok, how do I go about it?
LADY: My hus. never play with his goats, just come by mid night and disturb his goats, he will come out and you will have him killed. simple.
COW SELLER: Uhm! mehn! you are just smarter than your age. ok I will do it all for you.
NOW THE COW SELLER CAME WITH HIS GANGS AT 1:00AM, DISTURBING THE GOATS AND THE LADY TRY TO WAKE HER HUSBAND (GOAT SELLER).
LADY: honey! someone is trying to still your goats.
GOAT SELLER: TURNING AND SNORRING!!!!
LADY: honey wake up! someone is out there, trying to kill/still your goats.
GOAT SELLER: TURNING AND SNORRING!!!!
LADY: honey wake up!!!! (saying in her mind; WHAT KIND OF MAN IS THIS? AH! HE DOESN'T WANT TO WAKE UP, SLEEPING LIKE A DEAD MAN.)
LADY: honey wake up! hitting the man hardly and shouting. HONEY WAKE UP!!!
GOAT SELLER: (SHOUTED) what is it? why are you disturbing me at this time of the day? LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WITH THE GOAT AM NOT GOING OUT UNTILL DAYBREAK, OK? AND MIND YOU, DO NOT STEP OUT!
LADY: ok, sorry (in her mind; cheii! this man is smart oo!!)

Good joke

Rubbish*

ok.
Recommendation: write in pidgin if you can 't do it in english and stop embarassing Nigeria.

ekeroyal: ok.
Recommendation: write in pidgin if you can 't do it in english and stop embarassing Nigeria.

for your mind now

dani1luv:

for your mind now

And what about my mind? Can't you see the murders he committed or you don't understand english too

is this one okay??

i dont think so

@ekeroyal(m): could you put the wrong words and correct one for everyone to see please? will appreciate.

@dani1luv: its ok, thnx

The joke no funny naww. To me, its dry.