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A Wife's Revenge by labaks(f): 12:45pm On Mar 15, 2012
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.

Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.

Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"

Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"
Re: A Wife's Revenge by bingbagbo(m): 1:28pm On Mar 15, 2012
i dont understand this joke undecided undecided
Re: A Wife's Revenge by mcnepow(m): 3:04pm On Mar 15, 2012
bin gbagbo: i dont understand this joke undecided undecided
Its not a yoke. .
Na part of the novel wey she dey read
Re: A Wife's Revenge by labaks(f): 3:21pm On Mar 15, 2012
angryBin, read again
mcnepow, u'r sick
Re: A Wife's Revenge by mcnepow(m): 3:35pm On Mar 15, 2012
labaks: angryBin, read again
mcnepow, u'r sick
Tanx for the compliment cool
Re: A Wife's Revenge by tammyswits(f): 3:49pm On Mar 15, 2012
[color=#000099][/color]lol... Very funny... Really... grin
Re: A Wife's Revenge by dani1luv: 3:50pm On Mar 15, 2012
tammyswits: [color=#000099][/color]lol... Very funny... Really... grin

are you the same tammyswits i know?? undecided
Re: A Wife's Revenge by bunmioguns(m): 4:28pm On Mar 15, 2012
is dis Joke funny?
Re: A Wife's Revenge by mcnepow(m): 4:56pm On Mar 15, 2012
bunmioguns: is dis Joke funny?
Same question I asked undecided
Re: A Wife's Revenge by labaks(f): 5:08pm On Mar 15, 2012
if i'd written it in kindergarten english, i'm sure it woulda bin so easy 4 u 2 grab.

wateva joo...it ain't compulsory 2 comment
Re: A Wife's Revenge by EfemenaXY: 11:08pm On Mar 19, 2012
labaks: A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.

Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.

Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"

Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"

Now that's cruel lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Wife's Revenge by bunmioguns(m): 10:08am On Mar 21, 2012
labaks: if i'd written it in kindergarten english, i'm sure it woulda bin so easy 4 u 2 grab.

wateva joo...it ain't compulsory 2 comment


Where is the Joke? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: A Wife's Revenge by swtchicgurl: 11:00am On Mar 21, 2012
what's d joke?

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