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Marriage Or Prison by dani1luv: 5:49pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us Being Intimate when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?" The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today." "The wife fainted" |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by bunmioguns(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
am i reading a joke? |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by mikuz(m): 7:07pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
bunmioguns: am i reading a joke?is not small thing oh. i thought i just read a peom |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
lolololololololol nice 1 ignore those scarecrows |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by obiosa(m): 7:15pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
Hahaha....nice one! Poor guy...! |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by mikuz(m): 7:17pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
~vicky~:thats for Bunmi sha. |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Nobody: 7:27pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
mikuz: thats for Bunmi sha. and u too mtcheew |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by mikuz(m): 7:58pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
~vicky~:why are you so particularistic about scarecrows,is your bf a scarecrow or what? |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Nobody: 8:38pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
mikuz: why are you so particularistic about scarecrows,is your bf a scarecrow or what? hun?? of course my boyfriend mikuz is a scarecrow |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by bunmioguns(m): 9:21pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
mikuz: why are you so particularistic about scarecrows,is your bf a scarecrow or what? no mind dt yeye girl, she jst heard d word, thats why she no want make we rest |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by mikuz(m): 11:34pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
~vicky~:it is sweeting me |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by swtchicgurl: 12:13am On Mar 17, 2012 |
nice buh i've seen it before |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by dani1luv: 11:07am On Mar 17, 2012 |
HATERZ |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Nobody: 4:48pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
I've seen it before too..... |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by mikuz(m): 7:22pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
booqee: I've seen it before too.....mtchew |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Nobody: 8:19pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
the joke is as old and dry like mikuz's joystick! mtchew! |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Nobody: 8:30pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
mikuz: it is sweeting me wht is "sweeting" u |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Nobody: 9:00pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
~vicky~: ur bra |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by bunmioguns(m): 5:39am On Mar 18, 2012 |
otooro: No make d girl head swell like Gari Ijebu. . . . Which kind Brazillian hair. . Dis one fit afford am? |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by swtchicgurl: 9:32pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
^ i think he meant bra, slowpoke! Otooro striked out zillian hair. . . . Mtchew |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Ruqaya(f): 9:36pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
Nice joke bt y did u ban me |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by bunmioguns(m): 4:20am On Mar 19, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: ^ i think he meant bra, slowpoke! Ode, shey na dt ur smelling bra go sweet person, he meant brazillian hair Dickhead |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by bunmioguns(m): 4:22am On Mar 19, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Nice joke bt y did u ban me because ur only comment on a thread is . Which is really frustrating, i bet u must av learnt ur lesson nw |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Ruqaya(f): 6:42pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
bunmioguns:mtcheww u're digusting |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by swtchicgurl: 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
bunmioguns: mtchew! smt |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by dani1luv: 9:02am On Mar 20, 2012 |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Nobody: 6:01pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
bunmioguns: knocks him (bumnioguns) on his bald head it is u dat can afford it u can t even afford it for ur concubine wife or gf!!!!! now go and wash my toilet!!!!! b4 u eat ur food |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by bunmioguns(m): 9:04pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
~vicky~: Where is d Joke? |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by bunmioguns(m): 9:06pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: Abeg carry ur smelling Toto outta dis Thread and Stop Shaking It. . . Bush Girl |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by swtchicgurl: 9:08pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
bunmioguns: it is ur wife i pity! smy! |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by bunmioguns(m): 9:09pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Gerrout of dis thread nw cos dis place does nt look like where u gonna detonate d nxt bomb Eediot |
Re: Marriage Or Prison by Dabss(m): 11:09pm On Mar 20, 2012 |
dani1luv: A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.this is stale |
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