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I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Nobody: 3:03pm On Apr 01, 2011
April Fool cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Tosinville(m): 3:04pm On Apr 01, 2011
Gud 4u anyway.
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by ektbear: 3:08pm On Apr 01, 2011
Who is the father?
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Goldieluks: 3:08pm On Apr 01, 2011
;d ;d ;d :d
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by MMM2(m): 3:17pm On Apr 01, 2011
and dis is de 3rd time u re going 2 commit abortion.
Am really sorry 4 u, ope u no go die.
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Nobody: 3:25pm On Apr 01, 2011
April Fool duh undecided undecided
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by SteLette(f): 3:28pm On Apr 01, 2011
smiley
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by ektbear: 3:32pm On Apr 01, 2011
M M M:

and dis is de 3rd time u re going 2 commit abortion.
Am really sorry 4 u, ope u no go die.

This post (and the response) made me laugh my ass off grin grin grin
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 3:33pm On Apr 02, 2011
Tosinville:

Gud 4u anyway.

yeah ur just wishing is was u tho rite, but don't worry it will never happen

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Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by MrsChima(f): 3:51pm On Apr 02, 2011
Yay! My wifey finally pregnant! Put your legs up and relax your back.
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by aminalib(f): 6:13pm On Apr 02, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Yay! My wifey finally pregnant! Put your legs up and relax your back.

thinks thats how she may have gotten preggo
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by MrsChima(f): 6:16pm On Apr 02, 2011
lmao ;d ;d ;d
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Nobody: 7:02pm On Apr 02, 2011
rokiatu:

April Fool cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

GAAAADDAMIT!!! angry angry
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Atreides(f): 7:22pm On Apr 02, 2011
rokiatu:

April Fool cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Were ni baby yen. . angry angry angry
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 6:31am On Apr 03, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

GAAAADDAMIT!!! angry angry
Mzdskin is angry grin
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by roymary: 6:36am On Apr 03, 2011
Yes, April Fool after the Abortion procedure. Condoms are so cheap these days. Just be careful. lipsrsealed
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 6:38am On Apr 03, 2011
cough

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Atreides(f): 6:53am On Apr 03, 2011
Bless you
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 6:56am On Apr 03, 2011
Who? Me?
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by StudioCFR(m): 9:11am On Apr 03, 2011
i pray she gives birth to triplet

amen.
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 1:07pm On Apr 03, 2011
Studio CFR:

i pray she gives birth to triplet

amen.

[size=20pt]amen[/size]
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by StudioCFR(m): 1:13pm On Apr 03, 2011
;d lol

u look too innocent
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Nobody: 1:19pm On Apr 03, 2011
Hotie Tima:

[size=20pt]amen[/size]
Madam beheave!!!! angry angry angry angry


Atreides:

Were ni baby yen. . angry angry angry
The father is Hrithik just so you know tongue

Mrs.Chima:

Yay! My wifey finally pregnant! Put your legs up and relax your back.
I missed you wifey cry cry cry cry



MzDarkSkin:

GAAAADDAMIT!!! angry angry
LOL
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 1:20pm On Apr 03, 2011
Studio CFR:

;d  lol

u look too innocent

who looks innocent?
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Nobody: 1:21pm On Apr 03, 2011
Hotie Tima:

who looks innocent?
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 1:25pm On Apr 03, 2011
rokiatu:

DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

is best too just lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed about this my sister been innocent
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Nobody: 1:25pm On Apr 03, 2011
Shut up!

I'm sure he wasn't talking abt me.
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by StudioCFR(m): 1:28pm On Apr 03, 2011
lol
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 1:29pm On Apr 03, 2011
rokiatu:

Shut up!

I'm sure he wasn't talking abt me.

i thought so tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by StudioCFR(m): 1:43pm On Apr 03, 2011
rokiatu i like tha shape of your asz

but why are u flat chested?
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by HotieTima(f): 1:45pm On Apr 03, 2011
Studio CFR:

rokiatu i like tha shape of your asz

but why are u flat chested?

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: I Am Pregnant And Scared To Death by Nobody: 1:46pm On Apr 03, 2011
Hotie Tima:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
What? grin

Studio, I am not flat chested thank you. I am not a D, but I have something there tongue grin

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