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Poll: When to fart?

While asleep: 11% (1 vote)
When eating: 0% (0 votes)
In a meeting with important people: 11% (1 vote)
In church: 0% (0 votes)
or on nairaland: 77% (7 votes)
This poll has ended

When You Sit Beside Ur A Girl In A Restaurant Trying Not To Fart / How To Fart In Public And Retain Your Image / How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. (2) (3) (4)

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When Is The Best Time To Fart? by LagBlogger(m): 4:17pm On Mar 19, 2012
I urgently need your help on this, I have been wondering for sometime now whether farting in the morning makes more sense than at night. Also a wise man once said if you fart while asleep, you could become rich really fast. So I put the question to you, is the best time to fart while you are asleep or while hanging out with colleagues at work or may be in church? I desperately need an answer or I will soon lose it. Please start replying fast!

By the way this is no joke only serious replies.
Re: When Is The Best Time To Fart? by dani1luv: 4:25pm On Mar 19, 2012
On Nairaland
Re: When Is The Best Time To Fart? by Nobody: 4:26pm On Mar 19, 2012
OMFGGGG ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! @Poster, you forgot to add in the toilet grin
Re: When Is The Best Time To Fart? by bunmioguns(m): 4:29pm On Mar 19, 2012
LagBlogger: I urgently need your help on this, I have been wondering for sometime now whether farting in the morning makes more sense than at night. Also a wisefoolish man once said if you fart while asleep, you could become rich really fast[color=#990000][/color][i][/i]. So I put the question to you, is the best time to fart while you are asleep or while hanging out with colleagues at work or may be in church? I desperately need an answer or I will soon lose it. Please start replying fast!

By the way this is no joke only serious replies.

Am sure dt d wisefoolish man dt said dt must be Dani





seriously @ OP








Where is the Joke? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: When Is The Best Time To Fart? by LagBlogger(m): 4:30pm On Mar 19, 2012
@Rokiatu

Na true you talk jare silly me! How about in the kitchen while cooking?

@bunmioguns

How many times will I tell you that this is not a joke?
Re: When Is The Best Time To Fart? by vb0mb(m): 6:41pm On Mar 19, 2012
The best tine is during exams
Re: When Is The Best Time To Fart? by Nobody: 4:07am On Mar 20, 2012
LagBlogger: @Rokiatu

Na true you talk jare silly me! How about in the kitchen while cooking?

@bunmioguns

How many times will I tell you that this is not a joke?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Re: When Is The Best Time To Fart? by bunmioguns(m): 10:14am On Mar 21, 2012
d best is Inside Dani1luv's mouth undecided undecided undecided undecided

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