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How To Fart In Public And Retain Your Image / Port Comot From ASUU And Retain Ur Mat. No. / How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) (2) (3) (4)
How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by victormini(m): 6:43pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE. To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession. 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if na closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. ... 3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now &then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask "why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places?na wa o" 3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me,u will go places wit dis profession.d world must hear of u more dan Micheal Jackson.. Happy Sunday.. 1 Like |
Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by Deewonder(f): 7:51pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
victormini: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN URlol @ d "repeat d exercise", dis is funny..happy sunday 2 u too! |
Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by sKeetz(m): 11:18pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
^ ^ cant u drop ur comments without quoting him |
Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by Lordwize(m): 8:03am On Jun 10, 2013 |
This is a very good profession, it will be marketable. |
Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by ikechukz(m): 9:57pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
Will definitely try this in class tomorrow |
Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by druid06(m): 1:57pm On Jun 11, 2013 |
Made my day. Totally hilarious.. haha!! |
Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by Mantee(m): 5:35pm On Jun 11, 2013 |
Nice one. Need more of this |
Re: How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by vb0mb(m): 7:25pm On Jun 11, 2013 |
victormini: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR The best post on nairaland since its inception. |
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