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Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 11:38pm On Mar 22, 2012
A bus loaded with passengers was travelling from ph to lagos through benin. Before d journey of 30 miles began, an old woman in d bus told d conductor nd driver to alert her once they got to benin. They agreed nd the journey began. Soon, d old woman fell asleep and since nobody else was dropping at benin, the conductor nd driver forgot abt d old woman. 5 miles into lagos nd 15 away from benin, d old woman woke up nd asked if they had reached benin. The driver nd conductor realized their mistakes nd apologized but d old woman would not take it. She complained hard nd so, d driver on the consent of d other passengers who had pity on her, reversed nd went back to benin. Afta a long nd tireless journey, they arrived. D conductor in a haste to make up for lost time told her that they had reached benin so she could drop. He started offloading her bags. But the old woman shouted 'noooo, ayam dropping at lagos but my pickin say i should take my drugs when i reach benin'





D passengers fainted.

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Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mikuz(m): 11:51pm On Mar 22, 2012
Vivly: A bus loaded with passengers was travelling from ph to lagos through benin. Before d journey of 30 miles began, an old woman in d bus told d conductor nd driver to alert her once they got to benin. They agreed nd the journey began. Soon, d old woman fell asleep and since nobody else was dropping at benin, the conductor nd driver forgot abt d old woman. 5 miles into lagos nd 15 away from benin, d old woman woke up nd asked if they had reached benin. The driver nd conductor realized their mistakes nd apologized but d old woman would not take it. She complained hard nd so, d driver on the consent of d other passengers who had pity on her, reversed nd went back to benin. Afta a long nd tireless journey, they arrived. D conductor in a haste to make up for lost time told her that they had reached benin so she could drop. He started offloading her bags. But the old woman shouted 'noooo, ayam dropping at lagos but my pickin say i should take my drugs when i reach benin'





D passengers fainted. ;DA bus loaded with passengers was travelling from ph to lagos through benin. Before d journey of 30 miles began, an old woman in d bus told d conductor nd driver to alert her once they got to benin. They agreed nd the journey began. Soon, d old woman fell asleep and since nobody else was dropping at benin, the conductor nd driver forgot abt d old woman. 5 miles into lagos nd 15 away from benin, d old woman woke up nd asked if they had reached benin. The driver nd conductor realized their mistakes nd apologized but d old woman would not take it. She complained hard nd so, d driver on the consent of d other passengers who had pity on her, reversed nd went back to benin. Afta a long nd tireless journey, they arrived. D conductor in a haste to make up for lost time told her that they had reached benin so she could drop. He started offloading her bags. But the old woman shouted 'noooo, ayam dropping at lagos but my pickin say i should take my drugs when i reach benin'





D passengers fainted.
babe
Accept my request on 2go. We gatta talk.
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 10:06pm On Mar 23, 2012
Bobo. Add me on bb. We gatta ping
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Nobody: 11:28pm On Mar 23, 2012
nice joke vivly! cheesy
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mcnepow(m): 7:13am On Mar 24, 2012
Vivly: Bobo. Add me on bb. We gatta ping
Help d guy na
.
Ur joke make brain!
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mikuz(m): 7:45am On Mar 24, 2012
mcnepow:
Help d guy na
.

Ur joke make brain!
ha ga ekwe
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mcnepow(m): 9:09am On Mar 24, 2012
mikuz: ha ga ekwe
E cho kam ju onye?
.
Vivly, e ga ekwe??
E jor, she fun bobo yi na. .
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mikuz(m): 10:06am On Mar 24, 2012
mcnepow:
E cho kam ju onye?
.
Vivly, e ga ekwe??
E jor, she fun bobo yi na. .
choi. Obi Vivly bu milk factory.grin
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mcnepow(m): 10:13am On Mar 24, 2012
Wia odas dey??
e be like them go write jamb
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by sutoboy(m): 11:30am On Mar 24, 2012
una dey type in ibo lang abi?
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mcnepow(m): 12:21pm On Mar 24, 2012
^Isit a crime?
Wen u dey type in yoruba anybody cough??
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Ruqaya(f): 12:29pm On Mar 24, 2012
Nice joke
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by sutoboy(m): 2:00pm On Mar 24, 2012
mcnepow: ^Isit a crime?
Wen u dey type in yoruba anybody cough??

na crime oh!

infact e pass felony!
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mcnepow(m): 4:03pm On Mar 24, 2012
sutoboy:

na crime oh!

infact e pass felony!
Felo gini??
ore mi, ejor farabale. .
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 9:25pm On Mar 24, 2012
Leff me leff me. Ayam vexing vexing.
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Nobody: 5:54am On Mar 25, 2012
*yawns*
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2012
*sighs*
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Ozebs(m): 9:38am On Mar 25, 2012
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Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mikuz(m): 1:25pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly: *sighs*
*kisses her soft lips*
grin
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 25, 2012
Dis a really funny joke! lipsrsealed keep it up!
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 2:00pm On Mar 25, 2012
mikuz: *kisses her soft lips*
grin
ur case is pathetic
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 2:01pm On Mar 25, 2012
booqee: Dis a really funny joke! lipsrsealed keep it up!
tnx dearie. *blushing*
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 2:02pm On Mar 25, 2012
otooro: *yawns*
*two wasps enters mouth*
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mcnepow(m): 2:07pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly:
*two wasps enters mouth*
*Rushes to take them out*
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 2:19pm On Mar 25, 2012
mcnepow:
*Rushes to take them out. successfully done but ouch, they both enter my mouth*
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mcnepow(m): 2:21pm On Mar 25, 2012
Ur mouth??
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 2:23pm On Mar 25, 2012
Our mouth
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by mikuz(m): 2:31pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly:
ur case is pathetic
i love you.
grin
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 2:41pm On Mar 25, 2012
mikuz: i love you.
grin
i love youtube
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Nobody: 9:03pm On Mar 25, 2012
Vivly:
*two wasps enters mouth*

vivly, i told u ignore those puppy love frm mikuz and let me give u a hot experience,
besides, u can use ur tongue to remove the wasps from my mouth! cheesy cheesy kiss kiss kiss
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Vivly(f): 10:00pm On Mar 26, 2012
Tuah. Watsd diff btw ur mouth nd a mikuz asshole? Nofin
Re: Na My Pickin O...must Laff by Nobody: 10:18pm On Mar 26, 2012
Vivly: Tuah. Watsd diff btw ur mouth nd a mikuz asshole? Nofin

how can u compare my mouth with mikuz's!
vivly, u knw me better than this!
let me give u a nice tym kiss kiss kiss

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