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9ja In Trouble...u Must Laff by SuperSix(m): 8:09am On May 21, 2012 |
Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?I want to help Nigeria" "well, said the Queen,the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"The Queen replied. Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.The Queen pushed a button on her intercom."Please send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said,"Answer me this please. David,your mother and father have a child,it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,"that would be me."Yes,very good,"said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo, answer this for me,your mother and your father have a child,it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?" I'm not sure said Sambo."Let me get back to you.He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally,one day,he ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked," ora,Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister,who is it?" ora answered sharply,"That's easy, its me! Sambo smiled,and said "thanks!"Then he went back to speak with Jonathan.Sir,"I have the answer to that riddle", It's Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo.No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.!"The answer is David Cameron! LWTMB4H (LAUGH WAN TEAR MY BELLE 4 HERE 2 Likes |
Re: 9ja In Trouble...u Must Laff by slimchi2k2(m): 12:46pm On May 23, 2012 |
SWEET AND INTERESTING 1 Like |
Re: 9ja In Trouble...u Must Laff by SuperSix(m): 7:26am On May 26, 2012 |
yap |
Re: 9ja In Trouble...u Must Laff by Lagusta(m): 11:53pm On May 26, 2012 |
9ice 1 there |
Re: 9ja In Trouble...u Must Laff by Dygeasy(m): 12:14am On May 27, 2012 |
lmao..wow wow wow..rib cracking |
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