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Too Drunk by Chuxy(m): 11:54am On Oct 31, 2007
<A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
Re: Too Drunk by tessybaby(f): 11:58am On Oct 31, 2007
;d
Re: Too Drunk by Aiphie(f): 12:52pm On Oct 31, 2007
Really too drunk grin
Re: Too Drunk by showbobo(m): 1:28pm On Oct 31, 2007
hmmmmp
Re: Too Drunk by knotty(m): 6:28pm On Oct 31, 2007
real nice, but i don`t know what is really nice. the story or your use of English
sweet prose.;
Re: Too Drunk by topeteadr(m): 6:46pm On Oct 31, 2007
Drunk motherf*ckeq.
Re: Too Drunk by saucekid(m): 7:26pm On Oct 31, 2007
that drunk fella was probably inxx
i swear it is him grin grin grin
Re: Too Drunk by topeteadr(m): 8:31pm On Oct 31, 2007
Worse than that.
Re: Too Drunk by showbobo(m): 8:41pm On Oct 31, 2007
E no fit be INXX layelaye.Where him wan see money to go drink for bar or dem don begin dey sell SEPE for bars now.maybe na KRONKY/ITUEN then.
Re: Too Drunk by sammy6(m): 12:48pm On Nov 02, 2007
lol
Re: Too Drunk by iwajay(m): 2:07pm On Nov 02, 2007
nice joke.
Re: Too Drunk by ituen(m): 4:39pm On Nov 02, 2007
showbobo:

E no fit be INXX layelaye.Where him wan see money to go drink for bar or them don begin dey sell SEPE for bars now.maybe na KRONKY/ITUEN then.

For ur info, i alway buy a cartoon of canned Beack n keep in my house. i dont go outside to drink. U can come testify now i'm in Lagos. A trial will convince u
Re: Too Drunk by topeteadr(m): 4:45pm On Nov 02, 2007
You mean in court. I'd love to be the attorney.
Re: Too Drunk by Chuxy(m): 7:35pm On Nov 02, 2007
lol
Re: Too Drunk by clemcykul(f): 2:16pm On Nov 03, 2007
drunk indeed! grin grin grin grin lol

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