A man was sick and tired of going to work
every day while his wife stayed at home. He
wanted her to see what he went through
each day, so he prayed :-


" Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in
8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know what I go
through, so please create a trade in our
bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted
the man's wish.


The next morning, sure enough, the man
awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set
out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove them to school,
came home ..... picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the
bank to draw money to pay the electricity and
telephone bills.


He drove to the electricity company and the
phone company and paid the bills, went
grocery shopping, came home and put away
the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box
and bathed the dog. By then it was already
1:00 pm, so he hurried to make the beds, do
the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
mop the kitchen floor.


He rushed to the school to pick up the kids
and got into an argument with them on the
way home which he had to sort out in a
gentle 'motherly' fashion. He set out cookies
and milk and got the kids organized to do
their homework, then set up the ironing
board and was
able to watch a bit of TV while he did the
ironing. By then it was 4:30 pm, so he began
peeling potatoes and washed greens for
salads. He prepared the chops and fresh
vegetables and got everything ready in time
for an early dinner.


After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids,
and put them to bed. At 9:00 pm he was
exhausted and although his chores weren't
finished for the day, he went to bed where he
was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without
complaining. The next morning he awoke and
immediately knelt by the bed and said :-


"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I
was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to
stay home all day. Please, O please, let us trade
back!" The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,
replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your
lesson and I will be happy to change things
back to the way they were. You'll just have to
wait 9 months though,









because you got pregnant last night!!!"











The Man Collapsed

Ok

Dyt: Ok

is dt all?

Very nice joke though i've seen it before

Bunmioguns dis is really cool. Nice one!

nice 1 dear friend

Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less?

and this one na joke?

old joke
i wish dis actually happens

Lmao, nice one

Harbioollah: Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less?

They cant even do quarter of it

sutoboy: and this one na joke?

kody-licky:
old joke
i wish dis actually happens

It can nvr Happen, Forget It

booqee: Bunmioguns dis is really cool. Nice one!

Thanks dear

Ruqaya: Very nice joke though i've seen it before

You still make sense

jebbi: Lmao, nice one

thanks

~vicky~:
nice 1 dear friend

hmmmmm......! heh ehhh! Dear friend?! How dear is he?? Chei! Nothing wey i no go use dis my big eyes see for nl.....
Vicky and bunmi?! I no sey u guys don reach dat far oh!

booqee: hmmmmm......! heh ehhh! Dear friend?! How dear is he?? Chei! Nothing wey i no go use dis my big eyes see for nl.....
Vicky and bunmi?! I no sey u guys don reach dat far oh!

lol ...we never reach dat level 0

booqee: hmmmmm......! heh ehhh! Dear friend?! How dear is he?? Chei! Nothing wey i no go use dis my big eyes see for nl.....
Vicky and bunmi?! I no sey u guys don reach dat far oh!

u fit help me do d forerunner cos she still dey do yanga for me, she no want accept my proposal....

~vicky~:


lol ...we never reach dat level 0

OPEN CONFESSION

I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Change ....
I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Have Many Different Moods..
I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Hurt YOUR
Feelings Sometimes ..
I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Always Be Strong ....
BUT
BUT BUT
BUT BUT BUT ....
[♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Always Be
Supportive Of YOU
[♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Share All My
Feelings With YOU
[♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Be Completely
Honest With YOU
[♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Laugh And Cry
With YOU
[♥] Most Of All I Do Promise YOU That I Will
Love You Always And Forever♥
:* :*

Lmao..cnt stop laughing....no wonder d tin dey joke section

Harbioollah: Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less?

did u just fall from the moon? Go ask ur mama that question

chikk:

did u just fall from the moon? Go ask ur mama that question

chai, u too harsh

bunmioguns:

chai, u too harsh

why would he say such a thing? Its his likes that dont value women in their lives

chikk:

why would he say such a thing? Its his likes that dont value women in their lives

**pats her on d head** Dont take it personal, u knw dt dis is Jokes section

bunmioguns:


u fit help me do d forerunner cos she still dey do yanga for me, she no want accept my proposal....



OPEN CONFESSION

I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Change ....
I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Have Many Different Moods..
I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Hurt YOUR
Feelings Sometimes ..
I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Always Be Strong ....
BUT
BUT BUT
BUT BUT BUT ....
[♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Always Be
Supportive Of YOU
[♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Share All My
Feelings With YOU
[♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Be Completely
Honest With YOU
[♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Laugh And Cry
With YOU
[♥] Most Of All I Do Promise YOU That I Will
Love You Always And Forever♥
:* :*

chai bunmi no go kill person

Harbioollah: Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less?

abi o


but my life will be rosy with that kind of babe by my side


minus a few of those stubborn kids

@ poster; plz r u quoting a story book?

chikk:

did u just fall from the moon? Go ask ur mama that question

....r u taking it personal I wldnt take dat kind of insult

Harbioollah: ....r u taking it personal I wldnt take dat kind of insult

sorry if i sounded harsh or insulting, didnt mean to. Was only protecting my kind. but u should be realistic too. Men should learn to respect and appreciate women. All the poster listed are day-to-day women chores. If women do only 3 out of all, who does the rest? Men?

mtchew

~vicky~:


chai bunmi no go kill person

. . I will nvr kill you, dts nt possible. . U and I will live as one . . . . Oooooh, whts today's date. . .noooh, my love for you is nt April Fool

D.A.V.E:
@ poster; plz r u quoting a story book?

well iph jough seigh sough

bunmioguns:

. . I will nvr kill you, dts nt possible. . U and I will live as one . . . . Oooooh, whts today's date. . .noooh, my love for you is nt April Fool

i heard u're practicing celebacy, so how come?

swtchicgurl:


i heard u're practicing celebacy, so how come?

its actually spelt as celibacy and nt celebacy so u gbagaun


jst leave me and Vicky alone and face mcnepow cos d guy almost broke my neck yesterday all because of you

bunmioguns:


its actually spelt as celibacy and nt celebacy so u gbagaun


jst leave me and Vicky alone and face mcnepow cos d guy almost broke my neck yesterday all because of you

lololololol