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Knock Knock Jokes? by fashizzle(m): 9:23am On Nov 01, 2007
You know the drill. I'll start

knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by Migines(m): 10:08am On Nov 01, 2007
And?
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by Pamperme: 11:13am On Nov 01, 2007
kolo!
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by robby1(m): 11:15am On Nov 01, 2007
@ poster, many naija peeps don't undertsand this american joke. personally, i don't like knock knock jokes. they are for the early teenage years.  undecided
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by fashizzle(m): 11:36am On Nov 01, 2007
Too bad. tongue I guess I'll be the only one posting my own jokes then.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by topeteadr(m): 11:37am On Nov 01, 2007
What da hell is happening, everything seems to be turning upside down.
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by fashizzle(m): 3:21pm On Nov 01, 2007
Such is life. Own your own world. cool
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by clemcykul(f): 5:40pm On Nov 01, 2007
ok dear let me helep u out grin

knock knock,
opens the door,
sees your smiling face,
sits down for a minute, u come in, close the door quitely,
comes closer to me, turn ur back and WHATTTTTTTT?

U FARTE RYTE INTO MY EYES shocked shocked shocked embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed grin

some please carry on!
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by dapsins69(m): 6:48pm On Nov 01, 2007
Knock knock
Who's there?
me,
Me who?
[i][/i]onile,
I open the door and shoot your murder fucking face sad
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by fashizzle(m): 3:43pm On Dec 13, 2007
dapsins69:

Knock knock
Who's there?
me,
Me who?
[i][/i]onile,
I open the door and shoot your murder fucking face sad

Its spelt motherfucking, you dimwit.
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by funmeme(f): 6:18pm On Dec 13, 2007
;d ;d
Re: Knock Knock Jokes? by dele9000(m): 7:52am On Dec 14, 2007
This is more like it. .*relaxing wit a bag of popcorn and lmao*

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