God and Moses were out playing golf when
they came to this long water hole.
Moses says, "God, you can't drive this
hole, you'll have to play around it".
God says "Arnold Palmer can drive this
hole" so he hits the ball and it lands
in the lake. God says, "Moses, go get
the ball", so Moses gets the ball and
brings it back and says again "God, you
just can't drive this hole, its too
long. You'll have to play around it".
God says "Arnold Palmer can" so he hits
the ball and again it lands in the lake.
God says, "Moses, go get the ball", so
Moses gets the ball and brings it back.
Meanwhile the foursome behind has cought
up and is watching all this. As God
gets ready to hit the ball again, one of
them says to Moses, "Who does that guy
think he is, God?" Moses says, "No, he
thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"

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