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An Italian, A Frenchman And An Australian by dm(m): 12:17pm On Mar 25, 2006 |
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are discussing their relative performance in bed. The Italian says- "When I've a finsheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa da 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman replies- "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer sikes if her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The Aussie says- "That’s nothing, when I've finished shaggin my Sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my cock clean on the curtains. She hits the f***ing roof!!!!" |
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