An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are
discussing their relative performance in bed.

The Italian says- "When I've a finsheda makina
da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently
tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa da 6
inches abovea da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies- "Zat is nothing, when Ah
'ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend
Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick
zer sikes if her feet wiz mah tongue and she
floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The Aussie says- "That’s nothing, when I've
finished shaggin my Sheila, I get out of bed,
walk over to the window and wipe my cock clean
on the curtains. She hits the f***ing roof!!!!"