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Johnny by sutoboy(m): 10:51am On Apr 04, 2012
80year old man: my 28year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story.
Johnny in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He
moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and ....BANG.... The Lion drops dead!
Old man: Thats impossible; somebody else must have shot the lion..
Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!!!
Re: Johnny by Ruqaya(f): 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2012
Y na? Another copy and paste, bt funny sha
Re: Johnny by sutoboy(m): 1:41pm On Apr 04, 2012
why u dey pursue me up and down this girl?
Re: Johnny by Nobody: 1:44pm On Apr 04, 2012
sutoboy: why u dey pursue me up and down this girl?


She is inlove......
Re: Johnny by sutoboy(m): 1:51pm On Apr 04, 2012
you mean involve?
Re: Johnny by swtchicgurl: 3:43pm On Apr 04, 2012
mtchew
Re: Johnny by dani1luv: 3:45pm On Apr 04, 2012
Someone please explain the joke
Re: Johnny by olawalebabs(m): 4:34pm On Apr 04, 2012
Try again next time. You can do better than copy and paste.
Re: Johnny by swtchicgurl: 4:38pm On Apr 04, 2012
olawalebab: Try again next time. You can do better than copy and paste.

as if u've done any better! mtchew
Re: Johnny by olawalebabs(m): 4:53pm On Apr 04, 2012
swtchicgurl:

as if u've done any better! mtchew
Have you check my records in jokes section, just do. am Mr quality and not quantity (LIKE YOU). lol grin grin grin
Re: Johnny by swtchicgurl: 8:25am On Apr 05, 2012
olawalebab: Have you check my records in jokes section, just do. am Mr quality and not quantity (LIKE YOU). lol grin grin grin

what's lol about this backward comment?
u need to up ur game, manboy!
tongue
Re: Johnny by olawalebabs(m): 8:54am On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

what's lol about this backward comment?
u need to up ur game, manboy!
tongue
o girl, wetin be your own now. This trick you are using is the stone age trick. You know what i mean
Re: Johnny by swtchicgurl: 9:34am On Apr 05, 2012
olawalebab: o girl, wetin be your own now. This trick you are using is the stone age trick. You know what i mean

no, i don't! and don't call me girl again!
call me madam!
mtchew
tongue
Re: Johnny by olawalebabs(m): 9:38am On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

no, i don't! and don't call me girl again!
call me madam!
mtchew
tongue
madam, if you be madam wetin me i be?
Re: Johnny by Ruqaya(f): 10:10am On Apr 05, 2012
MOGUL.O:



She is inlove......
are u alright?
@suto, i'm only commenting on each thread okay! I'm not stalking anyone, so, Bleep off!!!
Re: Johnny by sutoboy(m): 4:24pm On Apr 05, 2012
heheheh dont let me insult u oh!



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