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Up Chelsea 4 Life by creatives(m): 5:54pm On Nov 02, 2007
CHELSEA IS THE BEST IN PREMIERSHIP, CHAMPION LEAGUE, CARLING CUP AND FA CUP
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 6:04pm On Nov 02, 2007
So?
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by topeteadr(m): 6:46pm On Nov 02, 2007
And so what fuc!<face.
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by xJaysonx(m): 12:15am On Nov 03, 2007
Take it easy mayne, they don't talk like that.

But am on your side. It's gatta be blue.
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Naijagurly(f): 5:48pm On Nov 03, 2007
Who's chelsea?
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 7:13pm On Nov 03, 2007
Huh? Do u live in a cage?
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 7:14pm On Nov 03, 2007
Huh? Do u live in a cage?
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by creatives(m): 8:08pm On Nov 04, 2007
no matter what people say, i will continue to remain as chelsea fans up blue 4 life
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 8:59pm On Nov 04, 2007
*hisses*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by ituen(m): 3:21pm On Nov 05, 2007
hey poster

i'm a core chelsea fan since "97 but this is not the right place to express ur feelings. go to sports section. Thank u
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by kronkykay(m): 4:12pm On Nov 05, 2007
dash am transport fare
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 4:22pm On Nov 05, 2007
Chelsea ko, chelsea ni *hisses and walks away*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 4:33pm On Nov 05, 2007
*. . . and steps into a booby trap*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 4:39pm On Nov 05, 2007
*but eventually gets out of the trap* , Some minutes later Migines got castrated*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 4:45pm On Nov 05, 2007
Lol
*gets buff and woops yo sory ass*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 4:47pm On Nov 05, 2007
*and Migines started wailing cos he wont be able to father a child again*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 4:50pm On Nov 05, 2007
*but on 2nd tot he says"lookn at d brighter side, i'm free 4rm ne issue of unwanted pregnance. . . Gal! Here i cum(sory, come)" continues to woop biggerboy*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 4:53pm On Nov 05, 2007
*But later ,he thinks again and realises it means he wont be able to service his wife again,he thought of contractint Tope to be doing the job for him*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 4:55pm On Nov 05, 2007
*then thinks again "nah tope will be dumbfounded at d site of a live *****
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 4:57pm On Nov 05, 2007
*Tope jumps at the offer and thanks providence for bringing such across his ways*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 5:00pm On Nov 05, 2007
u dint read my last post well maybe becos of d tears in ur eyes
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 9:34am On Nov 06, 2007
Which tear dey your eye?
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by clemcykul(f): 9:50am On Nov 06, 2007
biggerboy the funniest thing is dat wen u personally come in contact wid a live ******* u cant even rise to the occassion and ure here wasting the energy u shuld hav conserved angry angry angry angry

heey sweetie howz life wid u dont mind dat small dick boy grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 10:20am On Nov 06, 2007
clemcykul:

biggerboy the funniest thing is that when u personally come in contact wid a live ******* u can't even rise to the occassion and ure here wasting the energy u shuld hav conserved angry angry angry angry

heey sweetie howz life wid u don't mind that small privates boy grin grin grin grin grin
Its not me,its Tope
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 10:27am On Nov 06, 2007
Lol tope,biggerboy wats d differen2e
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 10:34am On Nov 06, 2007
Migines:

Lol tope,biggerboy wats d differen2e
You really want to know?
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 10:51am On Nov 06, 2007
Yap!
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 3:18pm On Nov 06, 2007
*Meanwhile,Tope began his assignment in earnest,servicing Migines wife for him,while poor Migines watched helplessly crying rfegularly for what has befallen him *grin
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by Migines(m): 4:15pm On Nov 06, 2007
*Then biggerboy wakes up 4rm his dream*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by biggerboy(m): 4:20pm On Nov 06, 2007
Migines:

*Then biggerboy wakes up from his dream*

*He picked up his phone after waking up and called migines who has refused to resume on time at his gate as the gate man,the guy has been coming late to work since he was castrated.*
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by ituen(m): 2:48pm On Nov 07, 2007
i wont be suprised if bigger boy wakes up tomorrow to apologise thatr his younger brother had his Nland password and was replyin those posts
Re: Up Chelsea 4 Life by achitext(m): 3:12pm On Nov 07, 2007
CFC FOR LIFE. No matter what happens, we have only tow clubs
CHELSEA AND OTHERS. The Big Guys club with Big boys players.
The blues for ever.

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