Wore a pair of Pencil Jeans, rainbow-colored shirt and a dunlop slipper
We all boarded a bus going to Caleb University Imota,
unknown to us we had an invigilator in our midst
he was the odd one out. .
so we continued making calls, sending & receiving texts
and sharing answers. .
I got all answers with me except chemistry!
so I had no choice than to take smuggle my fone inside

THE SEARCHING BEGAN!!
Imagine wetin old woman wey get mark for face
wey dun born like 12pikin dey find for my kpekus
arena like switchgurl she touched it!!
but she thought it was my thing!! she thought it was long
she then whispered to me "your girlfriend is enjoying oh"

Not knowing it was my Nokia c1

I scaled through the first stage of searching even with
my fone around my kpekus arena.. . . TO BE CONTINUED

dani1luv: Wore a pair of Pencil Jeans, rainbow-colored shirt and a dunlop slipper
We all boarded a bus going to Caleb University Imota,
unknown to us we had an invigilator in our midst
he was the odd one out. .
so we continued making calls, sending & receiving texts
and sharing answers. .
I got all answers with me except chemistry!
so I had no choice than to take smuggle my fone inside

THE SEARCHING BEGAN!!
Imagine wetin old woman wey get mark for face
wey dun born like 12pikin dey find for my kpekus
arena like switchgurl she touched it!!
but she thought it was my thing!! she thought it was long
she then whisphered to me "your gurlfriend is enjoying oh"

Not knowing it was my Nokia c1

I scaled through the first stage of searching even with
my fone around my kpekus arena.. . .TO BE CONTINUED

now, this is stupidly funny

swtchicgurl:

now, this is stupidly funny

Baby I suffered that day oh

why wont other post rubbish on here

when our so called Mods is putting on rubbish Joke

sutoboy: why wont other post rubbish on here

when our so called Mods is putting on rubbish Joke

Dude!!

The rules have changed
You abuse/Insult an OP or condemn his/her joke
even when they are extremely funny, you get warned!
and you do it again. .you get banned!!

dani1luv:
Baby I suffered that day oh

eyah, sowie
i only wrote jamb once, but without aid

hope d result was good sha

swtchicgurl:

eyah, sowie
i only wrote jamb once, but without aid

hope d result was good sha

ode!!
I have not finished my story!!
FYI this my 2nd jamb
My o'level fcked me up last year

Now back to my story
where was I?

Banned?

out of the World?

or Nairaland?


Park well joor

sutoboy: Banned?

out of the World?

or Nairaland?


Park well joor

kk

dani1luv:
ode!!
I have not finished my story!!
FYI this my 2nd jamb
My o'level fcked me up last year

Now back to my story
where was I?

ok, u can go ahead

[s]but, how do u combine nairaland and academics, and pass well[/s]

you too kk

swtchicgurl:

ok, u can go ahead

but, how do u combine nairaland and academics, and pass well

i'ld soon resign, wen admission clicks
or I sell my account
Interested??

no mind am

dani1luv:
i'ld soon resign, wen admission clicks
or I sell my account
Interested??

*thinking mode activated*

El Guapo: Dani always Stupid even at Seriousness Point! Smal Boi so u carry Ya Jamb wey U don retake like 76 time Dey play abi?

ode!! If i dun write am like 76 times
I suppose dun dey collect pension frm seun
oboi, me no dey shy anything anything
I dun write am I dun write be that

I dun already pass sef
post-utme na water
i just dey fear oou dat sch nah were sch
na admit remain

swtchicgurl:

*thinking mode activated*

chai..dont tell me your so broke. .you
cant even afford just N100

God go help u, no fear

dani1luv:
chai..dont tell me your so broke. .you
cant even afford just N100

is this d amount u're going to sell ur account?

sutoboy: God go help u, no fear

oou na case. . ah dey fear the cultism of a thing
well sha. .I pick am as 2nd Choice. .any oou'ite in the house??
I need ur help oh

swtchicgurl:

is this d amount u're going to sell ur account?

U stup..id woh
Are you buying or not?

ahaha no worry there cultism no reach my skul nah


buh booqee na from oou now!

she fit help!

dani1luv:
U stup..id woh
Are you buying or not?

now, i knw who's broke

dani1luv:
oou na case. . ah dey fear the cultism of a thing
well sha. .I pick am as 2nd Choice. .any oou'ite in the house??
I need ur help oh

so, wat's ur first choice?

sutoboy: ahaha no worry there cultism no reach my skul nah


buh booqee na from oou now!

she fit help!

hehehe

booqee?? and I dey yab this babe. .chai!!

I nid to be forgiven!!

Booqee where is thou??

swtchicgurl:

now, i knw who's broke



so, wat's ur first choice?

Unilorin!
Anything??

i pity u DANI

if uniilorin na ur second chioce mak u forget am oh


else u go need change ur name from Daniel to Sule,Lati or Kamoru!

sutoboy: i pity u DANI

if uniilorin na ur second chioce mak u forget am oh


else u go need change ur name from Daniel to Sule,Lati or Kamoru!

see this blind pig

chairman!! its my first choice jor
Moreover I have changed to a less competitive course

dani1luv:

Unilorin!
Anything??

dani1luv:
see this blind pig

chairman!! its my first choice jor
Moreover I have changed to a less competitive course

i have a brother there and another one going in with u! nice one!
maybe i can help

swtchicgurl:



i have a brother there and another one going in with u! nice one!
maybe i can help

Seriously??
Are you also there??
chai..forward me your email sharply pls,
or facebook id..
or your phone number!!
accept my friend request sharply!!
No Time!!

dani1luv:
Seriously??
Are you also there??
chai..forward me your email sharply pls,
or facebook id..
or your phone number!!
accept my friend request sharply!!
No Time!!

no, i'm not a student of unilorin.
i've accepted ur request, u can mail me via nairaland

swtchicgurl:

no, i'm not a student of unilorin.
i've accepted ur request, u can mail me via nairaland

Please nah
oya your facebook Id??

dani1luv:
Please nah
oya your facebook Id??

i can't put my details here sir! r u on 2go?

swtchicgurl:

i can't put my details here sir! r u on 2go?

<id removed> add fast!!