swtchicgurl:

oh mcnepow! it's not wat u think oo

it's just a drama rehearsal oo

dani1luv:

with una tear tear trouser!!

Ruqaya:
is that part of your jamb experience?
Naughty boy *gives him a beating of his life*

dani1luv: ACCREDITATION
after scaling through the first stage of searching
I went to thumbprint, unknown to me my fingerprints
has faded. .due to the constant pressing of booo.bi.e
I was told to press the thing. .I pressed it hard ehn
I tot it was booqee's thing
My picture appeared. .but it was upside down
how come?? I thought to myself??
The is spiritual
I started speaking in tongues in my mind. .
robroscrapshiranagurundi
i later discovered that the glass i wore was upsidedown
I did the accreditation successfully. .and went on!!
All this while my fone was inside my kpekus oh

I got to the 2nd stage. .i scaled through. .but at the final stage
of searching. .a gurls fone rang in her private Holy Shit!!
She was doomed!!. .I was scared!! i started screaming!!
PARACETAMOL!!! PANADOL!!! ASPIRINE!!

There was a line!!! This time around they started searching underneath!
when I noticed we were asked to pull off trousers. .
I immediately asked for where the toilet is . . . .TO BE CONTINUED

dani1luv:
you cannot afford it!!
because its you sha. .
just bring 3 gallons of milk!
from that thing

swtchicgurl: dani stop modifying my posts for me!
u should be moderating the section and not me!

mtchew

swtchicgurl:

funny yet stupid!

dani1luv:

you mean this??
Nah I didnt. .its the word censor

dani1luv:

you mean this??
Nah I didnt. .its the word censor

swtchicgurl:

now, this is stupidly funny

bunmioguns:


Girls wit their attitude. . They r always happy when they names are being mentioned

**put on his spec and swag outta thread**

dani1luv:
chie

bunmioguns:


Okponu :|

dani1luv:
y nah?

bunmioguns:


Sorry *pat him on d head*. . .jst wanna see ur Mood. . Nw u av reacted positively. .. .hw had been ur day

dani1luv:
ogade. . .how far na?
I nor know wetin happen to me 2dae oh
Ah just down. .
e fit be the bosoms wey
ah press sha

dani1luv: oga. .whats with this na?

dani1luv:
Dude!!

The rules have changed
You abuse/Insult an OP or condemn his/her joke
even when they are extremely funny, you get warned!
and you do it again. .you get banned!!

jackpot: makes no sense, sorry

mcnepow:
Morfurking double standards mod

Bt u jst by.pasd boob1e

very double standards I tell ya. He's not to be trusted.

How I wish I can modify Jamb's database and give the boy 120 as his UTME score

jackpot: very double standards I tell ya. He's not to be trusted.

How I wish I can modify Jamb's database and give the boy 120 as his UTME score

swtchicgurl: ^^^^ dani, is dat really u in d blue shorts above bunmi's post

*runs for my dear life*

dani1luv:

baby, was dat how my manliness was when
we reverberated yestenyt??
you saw how black it was shey??
so how can you believe what this
okro seller posted??
I guess he is only tryna show
how stupid he really is

I reserve my comment

swtchicgurl:

issokay

extend my lurv to olawalebab mcnepow if u see him okay?